TRANNIES '97 STORY #2

SAILOR MOON

VS

MEGATRON!

By R. A. Stott - ArkNorth

Before us is a vast open stadium. To one side is the leader of the Decepticons, the Mighty Megatron. He has an amused look on his stony face. Across from him stands a small red, white and blue clad girl with two long stringy shafts of yellow hair protruding from her head. She is gyrating and pirouetting before the mighty mechanical menace. Her only means of defence is a scepter that she twirls around like a baton. Beside her is a small black cat, who is trying not to get stepped on by the jumping teenager.



Megatron crosses his arms, startling the cat...

LUNA:

Look out Sailor Moon!

SAILOR MOON:

Moooooon.... Healinggggg..... POWER!!!!!

MEGATRON:

I'LL GIVE YOU MOON HEALING POWER, YOU WEAK FLESH CREATURE!

BLAM!!!

The scene erupts in a cloud of smoke and flames. When the air has cleared, there is nothing but a black smudge where the Sailor Scout once stood. Bits of black fir rain down. But Mighty Megatron stands proud - and pink - and in a tutu... damn! Another draw!

STARSCREAM: (Entering from the side)

That color becomes you, Mighty Megatron!

MEGATRON: (Tearing at the tutu)

Stick it in your converter coil, Starscream! It WILL wear off! What is the score?

STARSCREAM:

Hummm... It's still a tie... Hasbro Toy Group 42, BanDai 42.

MEGATRON: (Sighing)

Humph!... The Beast Wars and the Great Cybertronian Wars are NOTHING compared to the TOY WARS! Send in the next one!

THUNDERCRACKER: (Off to one side)

Send in the ZEO-Megazord, Turbo-Megazord, Megaman and the Tick! Stand-by with the Rescue-Megazord!

MEGATRON: (Irked)

What!? No Space-Megazord?

THUNDERCRACKER: (Looking confused at a clipboard in his hand)

Uhhh... it hasn't arrived yet! It's stuck at the docks!

MEGATRON: (Still pink)

Damn tariffs!


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