AnkhMorpork 
Patrician's Palace & Grounds

 
 

Since the civil war Ankh-Morpork has had no kings. It is ruled by a Patrician who isn't a king he just orders people about. (97% of kingship.) 

The Patrician was a pragmatist. He never tried to fix things that worked. Things that didn't work, however, got broken. 
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)
 


The Patrician relaxed, in a way which only then drew gentle attention to the foregoing moment of tension.
  -- (Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms)
The grounds of the palace were designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. It contains a bee-hive for 50 feet bees, which is now not used to house pigeons that do not fly messages to and from the Agatean empire. Other features include an ornamental fish pond 150 feet long and 1 inch wide. And a He-He which is like a ho-ho only deeper, this 50 foot trench has so far claimed the lives of three gardeners.

 

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