The TRUTH About the Battle of Endor!

Shocking new discoveries about Endor have revealed to the INN exactly why and how the Empire could have lost such a carefully planned trap! Read on for more!

How could the Rebels have penetrated the Death Star II's energy shield when the bunker below containing the shield generator was protected by an entire legion of the Empire's finest? The reason is simple. Insidious Rebel spies have created the rumour that the only sentient life on Endor was the Ewoks, a small race of furry creatures, and that the size differential between a typical Ewok and an Imperial stormtrooper is approximately the same as can be seen in the picture on the left. However, in-depth research and several disasterous trips to the forest moon of Endor by the dedicated INN staff has revealed that this is not true - in fact, nothing could be further from the truth! Below is an image of how the Ewoks, the "peace-loving", "essentially harmless", "primitive" denziens of the forest moon of Endor REALLY look. Look at that picture, and realizing that there were hundreds and hundreds of these creatures on Endor, whom the Rebels somehow befriended...and the loss at Endor is no longer a mystery.

And remember - you saw it here first. The INN. The Truth...is out there.