Star Trek Light Bulb Jokes...
How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb?
Approximately One point zero zero zero zero.....
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb?
The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb!
How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb?
Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. A a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZOIDS does it take to change a light bulb?
I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb?
We have been gone for awhile, but we have returned to change it.
How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb?
Oops! I dropped it!
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?
Here, now, wouldn't you rather have a Super-Nova?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb?
I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb?
How many FERENGI does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting customer.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to do it and the other to moan "Darkness...I sense darkness!"
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
How many BETAZOIDS does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
How many FIRST OFFICERS does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally one, but if it's Riker it then take two, Riker to pose while the other changes the light bulb.
How many FERENGI does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and the other to sell tickets to watch.
How many DOC McCOYS does it take to change a light bulb?
"G-dd-mit, Jim; I'm a doctor, not an electrician!"
