Almostannoyed.wav (33K)"I'm almost annoyed!"-Kryten (Psirens)
Alphabetti.wav (51K) "ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!!!"-Rimmer (Polymorph)
Awooga.wav (72K) "Awooga! Awooga! Awa! Awa! Awooga! Awooga! Awa!"-Ace and Lister (Dimention Jump)
Boysdwarf.wav (32K) "Boys from the dwarf!"-Lister (Quarantine)
Bravado.wav (131K) "It would appear that due to circumstances completely beyond my control, there's been a bit of a cock up in the bravado department."-Rimmer (Gunmen of the Apocalypse)
Coward.wav (39K) "You can't frighten me, I'm a coward!"-Rimmer (Gunmen of the Apocalypse)
Flobidob.wav (35K)"Flobidob blib blob bleeb!"-Rimmer (Backwards)
Gameover.wav (60K) "Mr. Flibble says 'Game Over, boys!"-Rimmer (Quarantine)
Mrflibcross.wav (51K) "Mr. Flibble's very cross!"-Rimmer (Quarantine)
Powrpussy.wav (83K)Chris Barrie making a horrendously funny slip up on his lines from the "Smeg Ups" tape.
Pshaw.wav (39K) "Tish! Pshaw! Nonesense!"-Ace (Dimention Jump)
RDshuffle2.wav (218K)The Red Dwarf Shuffle rap from "Backwards"-The Cat and Lister
Realitycontrol.wav (69K)"Sorry to disturb you, Sir. Reality Control!"-The Inquisitor (The Inquisitor)
RichardIII.wav (354K) Rimmer's attempt to quote Shakespeare in "Marooned" ("Now....something, something, something...")
Rivierakid.wav (104K) "They call me The Kid. The Riviera Kid (da da da da dum!)"-Cat (Gunmen of the Apocalypse)
Sanityfm.wav (42K) "Lister, tune into Sanity FM!"-Rimmer (Psirens)
Screwed.wav (48K) An interesting exclamation of Chris Barrie's when he "screwed the line"--from the "Smeg Ups" tape.
Smegkipper.wav (48K) "I'll smoke him a smegging kipper."-Rimmer (Dimension Jump)
Smugmode.wav (42K) "Ahhh, Smug Mode!"-Kryten (Psirens)
Sorry.wav (155K) "Oh, additional: Sorry to take up your valuable time. Sorry!...Thank you!...Sorry!...Bye!...Bye!...Sorry!...Thank you! Bye!"-Rimmer (Gunmen of the Apocalypse)
Spacemirage.wav (42K) "Danger: Space mirages ahead!"-Kryten (Backwards)
Swirlything.wav (47K) "All hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!"-Cat (Legion)
Trumpet.wav (374K) Rimmer's mouth-trumpet Dedication to his burning soldiers in "Marooned."
Twatit.wav (44K) "Well, I say let's go out there and twat it."-Lister (Polymorph)
Unrumble.wav (24K) "UNRUMBLE!"-Lister (Backwards)
Welcome2show.wav (36K)"Welcome to the show!"-Rimmer (From "Backwards"...I just find the way Chris Barrie says this extremely amusing!!!!)
Westthemeshort.wav (243K) A sample of the Western Red Dwarf theme at the very end of the credits from "Gunmen of the Apocalypse"

I have a few other sounds recorded but am currently unable to post yet. If any of the following are interesting to you, please email me at [email protected] and I'll send them to you :)

• "Name's Commander Rimmer. Arnold Rimmer. Friends call me 'Ace.' I've come from another dimention. Explain later"-Ace Rimmer (Dimention Jump, 170K))
  
• A "NORMALIZED" version of the conversation between Kryten and Rimmer in the "time dilation" in an "amazingly compressed space" (White Hole, 491K)
  
• "It leaves us galloping up diarhhea drive without a saddle."-Kryten (White Hole, 63K)
  
• "Who's got the guts to go with me one on one, hand to hand, mano a mano?"-Rimmer (Gunmen of the Apocalypse, 117K)
  
• "Go for your guns, you scum-sucking molluscs!"-Kryten (Gunmen of the Apocalypse, 60K)
  
• "What about the Rimmer Directive which states: 'Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family?"-Rimmer (Polymorph, 134K)
  
• "Rimmer, will you relax? I know what I'm doing; I am not pished!"-Lister (White Hole, 101K)
  
• "Mmmmmm! Something smells good! What is it? It's me! I love this aftershave!"-Cat (Polymorph, 147K)
  
• "We're here to entertain ya!"-Lister (Quarantine, 45K)
  
• "Silence travesty! Heeeeee!"-Another flamingo-up of Chris's during "Rimmerworld" (From the "Smeg Ups" tape, 98K)
• Kryten's CPU telling him not to worry, then playing him a little light music (Terrorform, 264K)

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