CNN Newsflash
Just moments after issuing a total recall of all naval vessals, aircraft, and ground troops from Scotland and Scottish territorial waters, Prime Minister Dan Sheffield was barely prevented from launching nuclear weapons by high-ranking military officials. Upon hearing this news, the Queen herself has stripped Mr. Sheffield of his position in the government, and the government has brought him up on charges of crimes against the nation of England. It is unknown as of yet whether or not the International Courts will charge Mr. Sheffield with international or war crimes. More information will be available in the next EuroTimes. Thanks for playing Danny... it's too bad you always get pissy and do this