Have You been looking for Alien love in all the wrong places????  Mars?  Orion?  Sirius?  Because if you have, you need to come back down to Earth and hop aboard Ah-mazing Alien Cruises (AAC) - Encounter At Sea 98.  According to the people at AAC, you can take a 7-day journey into the paranormal (also known as the islands of the Western Caribbean- Ed.) onboard the 5-star cruise ship MERCURY on October 25, 1998, which they have named Encounter At Sea 98 (EAS98).  Once you're out to sea on EAS98, (cruisin' for chicks or hicks) you can attend seminars about aliens, abductions, encounters, and sightings.  You'll be able to meet actual abductees and hear their stories (Maybe you can throw in a little romance/abduction experience on the side????). There will even be experts (I hear these people are dangerous, sooooooooo.....watch out!!!!) who have, according to  AAC, "researched and have revealed startling information about other worlds and other beings" (Did these guys/gals go to the other worlds and do the research and talk with other beings???  I don't think soooooo!!!).  Plus you can also join interactive panel sessions (Orgies??) and contribute your own beliefs and experiences (What about hallucinations???).     And if that is not enough, it will be Halloween Week 1998 and AAC will celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Orson Wells broadcast of H.G. Wells'  WAR OF THE WORLDS (Aliens attacking the ship????  Whooooopeeee!!!!!  I love it!!!  Sign me up!!!!!).  Want more info ($$$$$$) on AAC - EAS98???  Then go to:  http://www.ah-mazing.com/encounter   EVERYBODY SING!!!!  The Alien Love Boat  Exciting and new  The Alien Love Boat  A real strange crew  Bla bla bla . . . . . .   abductees are cool  Bla bla bla . . . . . .  Our experts don't drool   Bla bla bla  Go to ufology school  bla bla bla . . . . . .