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Miner Minor Movies |
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Yes! You have DEFINITELY come to
the right place. Here you will find the greatest all time movie adventures,
but only if you relish:
In other words, these are home
movies only a mother could love.
Click on the pictures on the left, then get a cup of coffee, take a
shower, and mow the lawn (by then your one minute epic should be ready to
view). |
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In the tradition of Gone With The Wind,
find how personal tragedy leads to triumph in this Jimmy Buffet masterpiece
set in our front yard. (Jason,
Aimee, Adam) |
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Two ghetto children struggle with the pain of
being different. Jason comes to grips with the fact that his brother
permanently floats 12” off the ground. (Adam,
Jason) |
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Underprivileged granddaughters struggle
against fathers turned sea predators in this children’s version of the
science fiction epic The Dutch Monster. (Dutch,
Brianna) |
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Danger and intrigue build to a feverish pitch
while little girls unite to free the world of predatory fathers in the sequel
The Dutchest Monster. (Dutch,
Brianna) |
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Mute pleas for help punctuate this poignant
epic of a little girl’s attempt to overcome an overtly perky mother in the
touching story Mommy Gonna Get Me. (Heather,
Brianna) |
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Set in the year 2055, all controversy is
settled through noodle duels. After obtaining her law degree, this little
girl learns the social importance of bonking in Law of the Noodle. (Brianna) |
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Dutch takes on the world of professional
wrestling as Doctor Doomsayer. Here he practices a flying
backbreaker on his little bother while screaming “you love me, you love me,
right?”. (Adam,
Jason, Dutch, Mike) |
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