The Sacred Chao Ranch

Welcome to the only True Discordian web page (Eris told me herself). If you are wearing a hat please remove it, there will be no hats at this site, unless of course you are not wearing a hat. In that case you should go get one so you can take it off and be respectful. Here at the Sacred Chao Ranch you will find no cowboys, barns, or Scientologists.

Not that you would normally find Scientologists on a real ranch (you'd have to go to Hollywoodor New York or a Science Fiction convention), but they don't belong here either. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you just need a splash of motor oil. Everything on this site is false. Everything not on this site is also false. Please keep that in mind during your stay. Glorify the Goddess and pass the beer to the Discordian next to you, unless he/she/it wants pudding instead of beer, which really isn't an alternative. How many fingers am I holding up? None. Eris holds my fingers up since I stopped when Jimmy Carter told me to start. Anyone want a peanut? Enjoy the Ranch, and don't tell anyone about it.

-Hieronymus Jacobin, POEE, KSC, Martian Justicar

-Bishop Random Name, POEE, KSC, V.P. of Artistic Expresion, ICQ@ 4148650

The Apple Orchard is a sacred place where Discordians and idiots can go to speak, of course there's usualy no one there, but you can go anyway and talk to yourself, and Eris is always listing, exept when she isn't.

Click here to go to the Apple Orchard

If you don't like talking to yourself you can just scratch something on one of the trees, maybe someone will scratch you back.

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