QUOTABLE QUOTES

�There weren't many Christians before the time of Christ"-Unknown Mackillop Girl

�" I want a girlfriend so I can have a massage"-SP

�"The old fellas shrunk"-TN

�"What are the flagpoles for?"-GB

�"I give girls wet dreams"-Undisclosed

�"Shut up I'm trying to Understand"-MR

�"It's not socially acceptable"-BR

�It's Quiet tonight"-Nan

�"Star Wars Sux"-SP

�"I don't have to squint to keep the sun out of my eyes"-EY

�"And on that day, Satan will be skateing to work"-GB

�"My Names ------------------------ and I'm here to Learn"-KCW

�"Doody-Doody"-DB

�"At least I'm not a priest"-RS

�"You boys bitch so much"-KG

�"And the point is"�-GB

�"Your obviously mistaking me for someone who cares"-GB

�"Sic man"-SP

�"I'll be octamus prime and you can be bumble-bee"-JC

�"White out is strong, Ill use it to glue my ruler back together"-JC

�"I won't tolerate mediocrity"-JE

�"And the moral of the story is"�-GB

�"I like the feel of my jaw moving up and down"-SP

�"I'm a pirate"-MW

�"'Get the Ewe' is my favourite Quote"-KCW

�"Doh-eh"-DN

�"And tell me Bishop Celibacy, if pig meat is unclean why do you eat it?"-AM

�"I know, we'll call you major tit-wobble"-HC

�"I am the very model of a modern major-general"�-GB

�"Sex isn't a spectator sport"-DJB

�"Now the last thing we would want is for you to be upset"-GB

�"Call me Gyro-man"-SP

�"Now all he needs is a wash"-GB

�"About as flash as a rat with a gold tooth"-AM

�"Sex isn't for free"-SP

�"Shreeeeederrrrr, get back to the Technadrome"-JC

�"Don't sit there, my guardian angle's sitting there"-GB

�"Wait, I've never kissed my car drunk before"-SP

�"Eee, eee, eee, Ooohrang"-RW

�"Hello, this is ------- Wong, and you have rang the Wong number"-AM

�"Can I borrow your hole, Fatty"-EY

�"I understand cars about as much as I understand women"-GB

�"Don't you remember the flux capacitor"-EY

�"You�ve lived under a rock all your life if you haven't heard of"�-SP

�"Oi, you're me mate, ahe? Yair, your me mate"-SP

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