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"Hiya pals! C.Y.R.I.L the dynamic
droid here!! Programmed and ready for FUN! I've had some really wizard
E-Mails this week. Read On!!!"
Dear C.Y.R.I.L,
Me and my family enjoyed the film ROTJ. It is sad that a sequel will not be made. I have an idea for the next film. Firstly, Luke trains Leia to become a Jedi and then they steal a Space Sledge......
C.Y.R.I.L Replies - I'm afraid that
I had to edit your 20K E-mail due to the fact that is was mainly crap.
Dear C.Y.R.I.L,
Here is a Star Wars poem:
I like Star Wars, it is fun.
I control Yoda, my mum controls
Ben.
May the Force be with ye, like
Annykin and OB-1.
C.Y.R.I.L Replies - Well done Tony!
That one brought tears to my eyes.
Dear C.Y.R.I.L,
Whilst playing Star Wars with my chums I built a mini-rig out of a margarine tub and elastic bands. I was wondering whether you could tell me the address of Palitoy so we can discuss marketing my product.
C.Y.R.I.L Replies - No.
Dear C.Y.R.I.L,
I was recently studying some star charts given to me by my Grandparents. This set me wondering - where is Tatooine? I'm sure many other people must be asking the same question. Would Tatooine be safe for humans? I'd love to live there.
C.Y.R.I.L Replies - You stupid git.
Tatooine does not exist - IT IS MAKE-BELIEVE. It was made up for the film.
It's people like you that ruin the magic of Star Wars.