S&M Airlines 
Day to Daze
I trusted you at least I thought I could
I tried to believe when you said
I got a better job I can pay you back
real soon. no! I don't do those drugs no more
I know my luck has changed my lifestyle
has rearranged I'm on my feet
you'll never change your ways
living from day to daze
why don't you fade away
I've heard all this before
when you were sleeping on my floor
you said only for a day
but as those 3 weeks passed
my patience didn't last nor my food
Five Feet Under
5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave
would you look at him I think he's lost it
I don't think that he can be saved
he's got a downpayment on his tombstone
he's not alone his whole life has been out
on a limb. just look at him, watch
him get smashed and race bikes so fast
just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph
here he lies may he rest in peace
hung on to life by the skin of his teeth
pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks
he's got a date with his maker and he
doesn't want to be late and make no mistake
he's a good friend so why might his life
have to end, my friend I don't want to
see you dead
I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!
Professional Crastination
can't u see how easy it becomes
procrastinate, we're professionals
get things done, you can't, to busy
having fun we're professionals
professional crastination it's a way
of life if you've got lots of time
put it off cause tomorrow sounds
much better than today
always late, not sometimes, occasionally
consistantly, we're professionals
professional crastination we're living
in a procrasti-nation
why can't we ever be on time?
professional crastination it's a way of life
if you've got lots of time
professional crastination we're living
in a procrasti-nation
professional crastination
Vanilla Sex
don't ever take away from me my pornography
we obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
want to see and read
don't try to take away from me
my right to privacy what I
do is no one's business but me
so stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
there's no way I'm going thru life
having vanilla sex
the government's trying to get in
your bedroom you better lock your
door and close your shades because
there could be someone watching you today
why do you try to make things illegal
why do we have to be 21
are you afraid that people are having
too much fun
why do you care what I do in my bedroom
why do you want to know how I screw
it seems to me you've got nothing better
to do.
S/M Airlines
I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention
she told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
she could get me a seat and the price was right
she tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me
she welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
she tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
she whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
one things for sure I'll never fly s/m airlines again
the stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
she put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
the pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs
her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
before I could do anything she slapped my dick
so I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees
the plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
she said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
Drug Free Amerika
we belive in a drug free amerika
a drug free amerika for me
that's the way we belive
the way that it should be
drug free amerika for me
like in amsterdamn where drugs
are bought and sold legally
let's take it one step further
and make them all for free
drug free amerika for me
say "nope to dope" when its not for free
say "ugh to drugs" save your money
don't listen to facts just sit back
and relax and help make our country
drug free
Life of Riley
I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lionshare
theres nothing I like better
than getting something for nothing
then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free
obviously they don't know me
you can have your cake and eat it too
and there's plenty of free lunch for you
if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
you don't know where you are, or what to do
I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team
Jaundiced Eye
black is beatiful, white is so pure
can you see a difference? all I see's a blur
is one color a virtue how can you be sure
ignorance the disease education the cure
so how can you say that your proud of your race
proud of your gender
or proud of your faith
facism racism all starts out the same
stop feeding the fire and smother the flame
some people are smarter than others so dumb
the reason behind this a cultural one
and greatness isn't carried by blood
so get off your high horse
youre no better than us
all seems infected that the infected spy
as all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye
you're the infected you can never deny
you're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a life
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