There once was a guy named Nick
But he looked more like a chick
He got in catfight
With Lance every night
'Cuz they both wanted the same lipstick
Now Lance getting hurt never fails
'Cuz Nick scratches with his Lea press on nails
He reduced Lance to tears
And Lance's mascara smears
So Lance collapsed into a heap and wailed
Eventually they both called a truce
'Cuz they wanted to stop all this abuse
Now all secrets they share
And they do each other's hair
And they love to go shopping for shoes
Nick and Joey would always compete
To see how much they could eat
Joey fulfilled his goal
To eat the world whole
So the destruction of earth was complete
Nick wouldn't accept Joey had won
He refused to be outdone
He ate Saturn and Mars
Then he swallowed the stars
And proceeded to eat the sun
Now Nick, Joey had to admire
But at present Nick's mouth was on fire
Nick's taste buds were sunk
For all the water had been drunk
So he was left to scream and perspire
Joey broke out laughing without hesitation
At this amusing situation
Nick couldn't complain
'Cuz he was in so much pain
But he quickly lost his patience
Joey laughed so hard he rolled on to his back
So he didn't see Nick launch his attack
They collided and then
The big bang happened again
And the universe was back on track
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