This is the Backstreet section of my page. At present, it is just a bunch of amusing poems. You like? Don't like? Mail me (see bottom of page)

Howie's gender was a mess
Because he liked to wear a dress
He got really moody
When we said he was fruity
But it was just PMS

Howie was pathetically teeny
And had an equally small weenie
A gender he did lack
'Cuz he also had a nice rack
So he wore a fuscia bikini

There once was a "guy" named Howie
He was as dumb as dumb could be
He was a sad little shrimp
And he looked like a pimp
And damn, was he UG-LY

Howie's intelligence was lacking
And his ugliness was worth masking
When asked if he was gay
He always would say
I'm thuper, thankth for athking

Howie was a strange little man
Who drove a pink pedaphile van
He's ugly and greasy
And dates outside of his species
And does Nick whenever he can

Howie opened the pink van door
To find Nick, his personal whore
To a bed Nick was tied
And he timidly cried
Howie, I don't like this game anymore

Howie was an odd little fool
Who really resembled a mule
He would say to the guys
Your short jokes I dispise
*Wink, wink, drool, wink, drool, wink, drool

There was a guy named AJ
He was flamingly gay
He once said to Nick
Can I give you a lick?
And they're together to this very day

Kevin's eyebrows must weigh a ton
The 2 huge masses almost join into one
Once he managed to hide
An entire country inside
And right now they're eclipsing the sun

All poems (c) PsykoChihuahua
Some inspiration derived from Jewel, Psychedelic & Spooky Fish
All pictures messed by PsykoChihuahua

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