Howie is applying for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers
and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools;
your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is
unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales
representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that
your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm
sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out
all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms,
flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of
aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a
respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all
over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking,
and asked for aspirin?"
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