Joey wasn't so keen
He would eat everything that he'd seen
He said to Lance
Is that a ham in your pants?
Followed by chomp, and a feminine scream.
Now no one had whitnessed this sight
But ever since Lance hasn't been quite right
He dresses in drag
And everyone calls him a fag
'Cuz he's with Joey every night.
Joey still eats all that he can
But now knows it wasn't a ham
And though Lance changed what he wears
No one really cares
'Cuz Lance was never really much of a man.

JC is a little bit gay
So when asked about his clothes, he often would would say
"Is there's something wrong
With wearing my moms thong?"
I happen to like her lingerie

Chris's unkempt appearence makes everyone stare
I don't think he's ever washed his hair
His horrible stench
Would make any gut wrench
He even caused a toxic gas scare

Chris should really keep himself clean
He has a disgusting lack of hygene
On everyones behalf
I'd like to say "Chris, take a bath!"
His untidiness is rather obscene

People say Justin's a hack
'Cuz he's convinced that he's black
He's pretty fly
For a white guy
But it's probably 'cuz of the crack

Justin's a pretty dumb guy
And it leads us to wonder why
Did he eat paint made of lead
Or is he just inbred
Either way, we still think he's fly

All poems (c) PsykoChihuahua
Some inspiration derived from Jewel
All pictures messed by PsykoChihuahua