HOLIDAY FOR CLOWNS There should be a holiday for clowns There should be a big parade downtown So girls like you could see What fools you've made of guys like me A day that clowns don't have to hide The feelings that they have inside Oh, there should be a holiday for clowns A day for guys like me to paint the town a festive clown affair To make believe that we don't care A special day, a holiday for clowns Time after time I have tried to say goodbye to you But somehow when I try to leave you I just can't go I love you so If there could be a holiday for clowns (there should be a holiday) I would lead the big parade downtown (I would the big parade) And see you standing there And tell myself that I don't care But we both know that that's not true Tomorrow I'll be back lovin' you Oh, there should be a holiday for clowns (there should be a holiday) There should be a big parade downtown (I would the big parade) If I could have my way Just once a year there'd be a day A special day A holiday for clowns