SPEEDY GONZALES

La la la...

You better come home Speedy Gonzales
Come home from tannery row
Stop all of your drinking 
With that floosie named Flo
Come on home to your adobe 
And slap some mud on the wall
Your roof is leaking like a strainer
There's loads of roaches in the hall

Speedy Gonzales (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales) 
why don't you come home (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales) 
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales) 
you better leave me all alone  

Hej, Rosita, I have to go shopping downtown for my mother,
she needs some Tortillias and Chili Pepper

La la la...

Your doggie's gonna have a puppy 
and we're running out of Coke
No enchiladas in the icebox 
and the television's broke
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt 
I smell some perfume in your ear
Well, if you're gonna keep on messin' 
don't bring your business back a-here

Speedy Gonzales (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
why don't you come home (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales) 
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
you better leave leave me all alone  

Hej, Rosita, come quick!
Down at the cantina, they're giving green stamps with Tequila

La la la...

The following is the song's original introduction:

It was a moonlit night in Old Mexico
I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas
Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl