"I Can't Measure Up" Intro/Verse: e------------------------------------------------------------------ B----------------------------------------------------------------- G----------------------------------------------------------------- D----5-5-----5-3-3-----3-5-5-----5-3-3---------------------- A----5-5-----5-3-3-----3-5-5-----5-3-3--------------------- E----------------------------------------------------------------- Bridge: e---------------------0----------------------------------------3---2---2---0--2------------------------ B------------------------1--------------------------3---------3---3---3---3--3-------------------------- G----------- 0---------------0----------------2---------2----2---2---2---2--2--------------------------- D-------2-------2---------------2------0---------------------0---0---0---0--0---------------------------- A---3----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chorus/Solo: e---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ D----5-5-5--5-5-5-5--3-3-3--2-2-2--3--------------------------------------------- A----5-5-5--5-5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3-3--3--------------------------------------------------- E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I should stop Competin for all of your attention I can't win With all of this macho competition It's not fair I'm more deserving than any other man Do you care That I'm trying as hard as I can? I can't measure up to a football star, a soccer player or a guy with a nice car I got nothin I ain't too handsome, I ain't too bright I got nothin And I cannot hope to keep up this fight I got nothin Although I try and try So how can I hope to have you? Guess I can't . . . You pretend That you like me, that I have a chance But I don't And I now grow weary of this dance All these jocks Think they're better than everybody else They're all cocks And I know you'd like me if you knew me better (slight fluctuation in verse melody) repeat chorus solo I can't measure up to a football star, a baseball player or a guy with a nice car repeat chorus