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Application for Battle Arena!

Simply fill out the bottom portion and send it in to us for consideration.

Name_____________________________ Nickname (or Battle Name)__________________________

How do you plan on getting to the hospital/morgue after the fight?________________________________

Are you allergic to pain and suffering? _______ If yes, please explain______________________________

Are you willing to sell-out and throw a fight?____________

Have you ever worked for or thrown a fight for Don King?________ If yes, please stop application now.

Have you been genetically tested on or mutated by our military or government yet? ___________

Are you a comic book nerd or computer geek that needs a good bashing about the head and shoulders?__________

Do you think you are some kind of superhero/superheroine that needs a healthy dose of violent reality? _________

Are you a redneck tough-guy that's been a contender on the Jerry Springer show? _________

Are you a politician that falsely assures the American people that you are working hard for them? _________

Has Bill Clinton touched you in any way sexually and then claimed that it was non-sexual? _________

Are you a spousal abuser that's tired of someone that doesn't hit back whose life needs to be extinguished?_________

Are you a guy that needs to be removed from Earth because you treat women like objects (see Mike Tyson)? __________

Answering affirmatively to the last eight questions almost guarantees approval to fight.

Thank you for your application, our team of experts will get back to you soon.

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