Andio DiCaprio

Yep, this is Andio, cousin of Leonardo. Can't you see the obvious resemblence? Anyway, Andy is ALWAYS pretty horny and ALWAYS looking for a woman. He's holds records that embarrass many in certain areas. He's a junior at Burris, and he's gone here since Kindergarten. He's played stringed instruments since first grade (or 1987 for you math wizards...) and picked up the bass in seventh grade. He ran for class president against a popular cheerleader that had real big boobs, and he lost by a landslide. In an ideal world, Andio would marry Kate Winslet, and they would live together in the mountains, producing something like 7,000 kids before Winslet would lose her gorgeous looks. Right before Kate's downfall, Andio would die a VERY happy man!!!