Artie Bear

Artie's a junior at Burris, and he's awaited graduation since he came here in Kindergarten. His dad's a prof of natural sciences (excitement to the fullest), and his mom's a music teacher at Central. He's got two wierd brothers, one tickles the ivories on a regular basis, while the other plays Mark on that piss poor show Step by Step, you know, the one with Suzanne Sommers and the guy from Dallas. Anyhoo, go see Artie with his other band, the H-Men. He plays a good bass for those Surfabilly legends, even though his equipment sucks REAL bad. I will quote Scottie Ramone in saying "C'mon Kitty, it's a Lotus".