May 4, 1998

Jeanette Wickline, the girl Andio went to prom with, announces that she is moving to Colorado because her dad was transferred by Ball Corp. Andio, being somewhat devastated (he was about to ask her out three hours later), writes 'The Girl I Dig (is Moving Away)'. A Deviant original.

May 2, 1998

Two out of four Deviants go to prom, not a single one of us get any.

April 22, 1998

Scottie Ramone writes 'Scottie goes to CUBA' for us.

April 19, 1998

The Standard Deviant website goes on-line! We are linked to Scottie Ramone's Indiana Punk Listing only as Dork Punk. Thanks for remembering us, Scottie, but, I mean, geez.

April 12, 1998

We practice! Yep, we can now play Cretin Hop, Surfin Bird and 53rd & 3rd.

April 8, 1998

We recruit Sarah Gehring as the band's go-go dancer. We don't know how long this will last, especially after she finds out.

April 7, 1998

Artie Bear joins the band as drummer. Yep, the great drummer search is over, and after having six talented people stride for the position, but we chose Artie anyway.

March 26, 1998

The Standard Deviants formed!- Yep, that's right. After attempts by Robey-Wan to create bands, those including the Skamunists, the Muggers, and Los Burritos, a new punk band is formed! The punk-rich city of