Wimmie Beers

Wimmie is one lucky elementary kid! He's only in fifth grade, and he's the official roadie for the Standard Deviants! What a way to start his career in music! Anyhoo, Wimmie's a student under the EVIL�Joyce Carmichael, whom he hates. Oh, yeah, he's an avid fan of Nickelodeon and MTV, and he watches television way too much. His hobbies include the total annoyance of Andio, his brother, in any way possible, and his latest stunt includes picking up the other phone line while Andio is on and playing his father's John Denver CD�really loud. And sorry ladies, Wimmie's already gots a woman. Yep, he's going out with that ever sexy babe, Pam. She's in fifth grade, too.