Below are some completely stupid sayings of Matt's.
On corn:
"Corn is gay unless it's on the cob but when its on the cob
it's good for eating. I'm told chicks like it better too when its on the cob if ya get the drift."
On school food and chicken patties:
"School food hasn't changed in 40 years. All the recipes are handed down generation after generation by the lunch ladies (aka old hags).
There are even secret spices that are there just to make it taste bad.
What's a chicken patty you ask? It's a big slab of chicken on a
bread. And those fried potato thingies they serve with it are called french
fries."