HANSON FANS NOT ALOWED
MY ANTI-HANSON WEBSITE
Mail MeSend me your comments, jokes, Hanson stories, etc.
Hanson JokesA laugh at the expense of Hanson.
Your Worst Hanson NightmaresThose with weak stomachs should not venture here.
Why We Should Appreciate HansonBeware. If you like Hanson, this is definitely not the place for you.
An Eerie CoincidenceSo weird, it`s scary.

I made this website because I am dedicated to the proposition that Hanson sucks and should be exiled to the burning pits of hell where birds will peck out their eyes and eat their livers, hearts, lungs, ect. for the rest of eternity. I think they must have been castrated at birth or someone must knee them in the groin before they sing, because they have higher voices than I do (and I`m a girl). I know I`m going to get a lot of Hanson lovers telling me to back off and that I`m just jelous, etc., etc. but the poor misguided souls that do will not bother me. In fact, I pity the poor fools. Besides, if this site bothers you that much, no one is twisting your arm to make you stay here and look at it.

Anyway if you guys have jokes or anything mail me and tell me. Mail me digitized Hanson pictures too please. Then I can edit them and make those girls look even worse than before (if that`s possible). Also I am going to conduct a survey as to how many of you think Hanson actually performs their own music and how many of you think they fake it. I know my opinion on the subject but I want to know yours. Just drop me an E-mail and I`ll tally some results.