DENIED!!!!

Finally and everlastingly, there is no sex in heaven. Pope John Paul II proclaimed so while visiting a parish in Rome. Residents don't miss it, he explained, because ''they are like the angels''

there you go folks. one more reason to rejoice in the fact that you are going to hell....I am, anyways..I'm glad i'm going to a place of flagellation* and fornication. shit, i'll fit right in....see you in hell, fuckos..*lmao*

--DIE YUPPY SCUM!!!--

*for those of you who don't know, flag�el�la�tion (flaj'uh lay'shuhn) n.

a whipping; flogging.