Chris Joannou
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Name: Christopher John Joannou
Born: November 10, 1979
Height: 5' 8"
Plays: Bass Guitar
Equipment: G&L basses, Ampeg amps
Pets: A German Shepherd named Khan & a Pug named Gus
Music Preferences: Led Zepplin, Sausage, You Am I, KoRn, Primus, Unwritten Law, Bachmarket, Deftones, and Bob Marley, and Ammonia.
Quotes
"Don't be a faggot, Danny! Keep driving!"

"I'm not gonna die."

"Let me outta the room... I gotta piss!"

"Why? Why do you want Ben? I guess he has nice, silky hair."

"Do you know the story of our lives? It's hurry, hurry...... wait..... hurry, hurry...... hang on.... wait."

"Could someone please get Ben a date? He's getting frisky."

"If we did [star in a movie] we would be the worst actors ever."

"Don't be a dumbass and step outside naked, coz your friends will lock you out. Trust me, I know from experience."

"When Daniel goes onstage and he sees, like, and ugly female, he has this reaction to just scream, and like, I reckon it's heaps funny coz the crowd thinks it's cute, but they don't know what he's screaming about."
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