Daniel Johns
silverchair
Name: Daniel Paul Johns
Nickname: Johnsie
Born: April 22, 1979
Height: around 5'10"
silverchair: Guitars, vocals, and songwriter.
Equipment: Paul Reed Smith or Gibson SG Guitars, D'Addario XL Strings (.011-.054), Soldano Amps
Pets: Dog, Sweep. Rock, Melon. Rabbit, Jack.
Favourite Cartoons: Rugrats and Beavis and Butt-head
Other: Has suffered from depression, anorexia, and social anxiety.
Is a vegan and animal rights activist. [like me!]
Hair: Had bleached blonde hair past his shoulders, dyed it pink, dyed it back to blonde, cut it below his ears, had dreadlocks, dyed it redish-brown, bleached back blonde.
Quotes
"He's not God 'cause God's God but he's like....Ya, Page Hamilton is God's brother"
"We're coming to Canada. But we don't know where the fuck Nova Scotia is... sorry."
"How funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose?"
"Show me your naked.........arm. Yesssss I want to see your naked arm."
"Put rock and roll on your agendas!"
"Moses laid the second sheep on the first...and you know what he did... DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE KILLED IT!! HE FUCKING KILLED IT!!! You see that's what I'm talking about. Maybe LA thinks it's better than the fuckin' rest of the world. Maybe you think your different..."
"One day a whale met the beach. The whale said, 'Hey, what's up?' The beach said, 'The tide, motherfucker, the tide.' But wait, there's more. Does anyone here believe in Jesus?"
"We know rock and roll when we see it, because we play it every goddamned motherfucking night... except for nights off. Then, our manager has us doing interviews with important press people."
"I'd just like to warn you... I've been pumping iron. Hey, I'm not joking! I went to the gym. Do you want to see me flex? Really? I'll wait untill next year.. next.. in five years time I'll come back, and you'll be scared."
"I couldn't sleep until 6 o'clock. I've been jerking off for hours in my bed."
"There's a girl in the front row that's a lesbian, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, 'cause I'm a lesbian too!"
"Chris has a girlfriend of two years. Ben has many girlfriends, and I have a dog."
"Jesus, you're talking stupid. You look like a frog."
"Ben, mind your language you little cunt."
"I've got a hole in my head... Fuck, there's blood coming from it."
"You're giving me a fucking horn."