Vital Statistics:
- Breed: Mixed
- Birthday: May-2-1997
- Date Adopted: June-14-1997
- Weight: 42 lbs.
- Interests: chewing, digging, sniffing, licking, playing
What others are saying about Turbo Buffy, World's Peskiest Pooch (formerly Buffy the Turbo Puppy):
- Email response - (Your page) stink. your dog is ugly. need more nudety.
- Rick Lyles - Professional Burglar "I thought I had it made when I broke in and their dog didn't even bark. But the big dumb dog jumped on me, knocked me down and started licking my face. I hollered, 'Get off me!'. By the time I could get up, the @#&^* homeowner had a shotgun in my face."
 | Monica Lewinsky - former White House intern "Turbo Buffy the world's peskiest pooch sucks."
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You may think having the world's peskiest pooch is all bad, but there is some good.
Here are some benefits of having Turbo Buffy around:
Behavior |
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Benefit |
- Pooping/peeing
- Digging
- Chewing yard debris
- Licking my hands
- Licking my face
- Barking at anything
- Chasing small animals
- Searching for dropped food
- Chewing up valuable items
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- Lawn fertilizer
- Lawn aeration
- Mulcher/wood chipper
- Saves money on napkins/handiwipes
- Saves water & soap
- Inexpensive security system
- Varmit control
- Automatic house cleaning
- Product quality testing
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You may notice a similarity to a well known dog named Buffy, Eskimo Joe's slobbering canine companion. But it's just a coincidence. |
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Turbo Buffy was named after Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. |
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Turbo Buffy comes from a long line of bad dogs none of whom will
obey even one command. Her mother is a Chow-German Shepherd mix who looks like a miniature
red bear and she's bad. Her brothers and sisters, all bad. The dog who is believed to be
her daddy is her mama's brother and the king of all bad dogs. He was last seen in
November, 1997. He is thought to have been chasing a female.
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puppies are better. |
