I AM FRENCH-CANADIEN!
Allo, I am Celeen,
I am zee gratest zinger in zee world.
I am 38 yeerz old, and my huz-band iz twize my age.
I am zee reechest french gurl een Ca-na-da.
Did I menshon I am zee gratest zinger in zee world?
I like to act like an ape on zee stage, and pownd my chest like,
uhhhh how you say, goreela?
I believe in COMMUNISM, not CAPITALISM
I believe in MURDERING PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF!
Did I menshon I am zee gratest zinger in zee world?
I believe in a FREE QUEBEC! not a CANADA!
It's pronounced 'ABOOT' NOT 'ABOUT'!
I LOVE MY HUZ-BAND AND I AM NOT PREGNANT!
MY HUZ-BAND SPENDZ ALL HIZ MONEY ON ...
uhhhh how you say, VIAGRA?
I LIKE THE CANADIENS, NOT THE LEEFS!
I AM ZEE YOUNGEST OF 100 CHEELDREN!
AND I MARRIED MY 65 YEAR OLD MANAGER!...AT 13!
I AM CELINE! AND I AM FRENCH-CANADIEN!

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