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August 8, 1999

�� So have you ever noticed that people have no respect for you on the road anymore? I mean, I?ll be driving around in Gertrude, and all of a sudden, some stupid person in a mini-van will come barreling out and pull out in front of me? The sad thing is that he assumes my breaks work. At the moment they are, but normally, I?m lucky if they do? What is it about people in mini-vans?? I mean I know that they are the ugliest vehicles you will ever see in your whole entire life? But since mini drivers don?t care about their vehicles, does that mean that the rest of us aren?t supposed to either?? I mean, come on? What?s the deal!! Stop pulling out in front of me you psychotic French baboonic whores!

So if you are a commercial freak like me, you have seen the philips magnavox commercials. Well I have become obsessed with the little riff at the end, and I have added it onto this page so you can hear it and love it with the best of us? I?m trying to hijacked other songs that are our favorites, but as of yet have been unsuccessful, like the Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison, but one day it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine, hmm, I wonder?.

Tune in next week for more thoughts...

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