RPG'S




Monkey
I'm glad you wanted to check out my RPG games that I made. They are called
Half-Life, and Evil Midi's, even though it has nothing to do with Half-Life, hahaha. I was going to
make it a game that has to do with Half-Life, but I went a little crazy afer eating all
those odd colored berries my printer gave me >:(..................Anyway,
the story goes like this: Your friend Cocoa gets murdered by Rod Stewart,
and you want to get revenge on him, along the way you get new members
in your party, just to name two of them, they are DMX and Boat. Yes yes,
I said DMX, so kiddies, don't go ruining a good pair of under-garmets! Anyway,
Rod Stewart learns of your plans of rebelion, and fights back with a new
member of his own (he gets more, but I'm only going to name one), which is
Vanilla Ice!! Yes yes, don't go peeing your pants again you little.. kiddies.
The Evil Midi's one is about an Elk going on an adventure to kill this guy
who makes really bad midi's, haha, yes yes, it sounds stupid, but it really
is a good game, better than the Half-Life one if you ask me! Well, in this
one, the guest appearance is by Seanbaby! YA BABY!.... uh.. right, well
HE is the one making the bad midi's,... ok ok, he isn't, but hell, his page is
and his picture rules, so I was like "Aiight, Seanbaby baby, you gonna be
the bad guy! woo!" and like.. thats that! It also stars the hit queer boy from
niders.com.. NIDERS! Wow, that guys just a total "]3abe m4gne+"... ok
so I'm making fun of him, so what? His acne infested face makes for some
great material! So he is also in the game and stuff, and the midi's in it rule!
Well, here ya go! Download this zip file.. then after you unzip it, it'll run
the install and install the game! Then you can enjoy. All credit/e-mails
you can fill out in this form below:






THE RPG'S

Half-Life RPG
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File size is roughly rounded off to about 4350489043 megs.. er.. I mean, about 2-3 megs.

CLEAN VERSION Half-Life RPG
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File size is roughly rounded off to about ... oh hell, its about the same as above, 2-3 megs.


Evil Midi's RPG
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File size is roughly rounded off to about 4350489043 megs.. er.. I mean, about 2-3 megs. (P.S. I wanna thanks BIG J, cause
thats who I got the town from, and the inn, and armory! THANKS!)

MORE TO COME SOON!