* ME *

 

So...you're bored INTERESTED enough to find out more about me? I promise you nothing.

 

 

 

'There are lies, damned lies and...statistics'

-Mark Twain


Maths tute is good for something...

 

NAME: My first name is Alysha. My second name is Tegan. But I'm also known as Lyshy, Lysh, Weed, Romanian Ninja and I have been called the devil (by Sazta's mother - thanks!). I'm Caracho on icq, used to be Xaviere (immense fixation with that name for a while there).

NAMESAKE: Alicia Bridges, you know? "I like the night life, I like to boogie". She was considered to be really rad by my parents.

DOB: 08 July 1983.

FROM: Rockhampton aka the Beef Capital of Australia (wow), Queensland, Australia. It's alright.

PARENTS: NOT hermaphrodites.

SIBLING: Kirst.

SCHOOL/STATUS: Emmaus 'The Party School'. Ha.

JOB: Other than lying around my house doing nothing, I work...handling meat.

STAR SIGN: Cancer.

HAIR: longer...white streaks.

EYES:Two. Contacts.

HEIGHT: I dunno - 170 cms? Somethin' like that.

WEIGHT: 50kg.

HOW WOULD I DESCRIBE MYSELF PHYSICALLY?: Weedy, pasty.

BACKGROUND: England, Scotland, Denmark, China (about 6 generations back).

DEXTERITY: Right handed

HOBBIES: Being sarcastic, being obsessed, talking about how I said something funny for a week after it, volleyball, drums, doing pages like this, going to the beach (when I can find somebody to take me), kicking it with my friends, MUSIC.

COLLECT: Freckles.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: I've got a scar on my eyebrow.

I EXCEL IN: Saying stupid things

BAD HABITS: Ending up in hospital every holiday for menial things - the biggest was for stepping on a needle that went into my foot about 5cm.

SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: Crimped my hair.

MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER DONE: A certain piercing- there were 4 different types of pain. And almost ripping it out hurt a TAD.font>

PHOBIAS: I'm scared of hermaphrodites - people with male and female genitalia.
White faces - as seen on clowns and gothic people also scare me. Bright sunlight doesn't scare me; just annoys me. I've got a thing about needles as well.

SPECIAL SKILLS/TALENTS: Annoying people.

THINGS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: I don't laugh sincerely most of the time. Catherine, Carolyne King, that Jerri chick from Strangers With Candy (there was a pork rib vending machine!), Mike Myers and Daria make me laugh.
Oh yeah and Matt because he's cool. (Told

WHO I WANT TO BE AND WHY: Wendy Testaburger - we all know Stan would be the best looking in real life.

WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE: ??? I want to go to Europe and the US someday but before then I've got to do this certain dude. And go through the Kama Sutra.

RELIGION: Roman Catholic (even though all the priests are paedophiles).

Favourite Phyla: Annelids

Favourite pick-up lines: Wanna go halves in a bastard?

Would you care to...stick your tongue down my throat? (Not that I've ever used that one!!!)

Hey what's YOUR dexterity?

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Yowlundra?

WHAT I WEAR: Clothes. Geriatric shoes. Red.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: Customers that actually smile at me, clothes, people that make me laugh, getting something finally right on the drums, Lagwagon, playing volleyball, my friends, getting e-mails, McDonald's hash browns, inhaling freezing cold air until my head hurts, yelling out 'I am the porn star and I am naked', Tom DeLonge, elderly people riding bikes, Fat Wreck Chords, little kids climbing little trees, music, hair dye, CM, Kama Sutra, rain, Dr Evil saying 'Can I have a hug?', biology specimens, Blink~182, sugar, skatey dudes, pork rib vending machines!

THINGS THAT AREN'T GREAT: Forgetting things, failing subjects, maths, extreme sunlight, people whacking other people off in movie cinemas a few centimetres away from me, my cat having precedence over me, popularity barriers, people with no personality, vomit, extreme temperatures, not being able to do handstands, chicks that giggle.

There you go. ME.