Brandon Allen Info:




Brandon Allen--is the wise guy of the band; He is currently studying transcendental meditation with the Maharishi Yogi.

Musical Influences: Eddie Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Joe Satriani
Favorite Food: anything
Marital Status: single and looking for a girl who likes to experiment
Turn-Ons: chains, handcuffs, and good hygiene
Turn-Offs: nasty breath and weird smells
Dream Lover: doesn't have one in particular; anyone is welcome to apply. NOW HIRING
Favorite Quote: "That's bad as a porno"--BJA


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