� 1997 [email protected]
Brandon Allen--is the wise guy of the band;
He is currently studying transcendental meditation
with the Maharishi Yogi.
Favorite Food: anything
Marital Status:
single and looking for a girl who likes to experiment
Turn-Ons: chains, handcuffs, and good hygiene
Turn-Offs: nasty breath and weird smells
Dream Lover: doesn't have one in particular; anyone is
welcome to apply. NOW HIRING
Favorite Quote: "That's bad as a porno"--BJA