AUSTRALIA'S TWISTED LYRICS

OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM

How it really goes:

With golden soil and wealth for toil...

ROB from HOPPERS CROSSING'S (Vic) version:

With gold and soil and welfare toil...

How it really goes:

Our land abounds in nature's gifts...

NICK from CRAIGIEBURN (Vic)'s version:

Our land abounds in nature strips...

TREATY (Yothu Yindi)

How it really goes:

Treaty yeah, treay yeah

NICK from CRAIGIEBURN (Vic)'s version:

Genie yeah, Genie yeah

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (Australian Crawl)

How it really goes:

Beau-ti-ful peo-ple...

STEVE from ASCOT VALE (Vic)'s version:

You tick-le ma balls

How it really goes:

PEO-PLE - they're gonna make you

STEVE from ASCOT VALE (Vic)'s version:

BIG BALLS - they're gonna make you

RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE - Diesel

How it really goes:

Right on the tip of my tongue...

DUANE from Ceries (Vic)'s version:

Ride on the tip of my tongue...

ALWAYS TAKE THE WEATHER - Crowded House

How it really goes:

Everywhere you go, always take the weather...

DUANE from Ceries (Vic)'s version:

Everywhere you go, always take the Weber...