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Issue 1: March 20, 1998

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What's this all about, then?

What? Another lyrics site? Yes indeed, but with a difference...

There are so many sites on the Web devoted to lyrics for your favorite artists or for chart hits, new or old, or devoted to a particularly kind of music... But even though there are so many lyrics out there, that is, of course, only the smallest tip of the top of the iceberg...

Here we will feature some songs, that didn't make it onto those sites. Songs that are almost or completely forgotten. Songs that - for whatever reason - aren't played on the radio anymore, have faded from view, or weren't in view in the first place, but still have interesting lyrics and/or background stories to them. Bizarre, humorous, novelty songs... Obscure or forgotten, funny or plain weird, you will be able to discover them here!

And since we're not expecting you to actually know these songs, you will find not only the words but also the music itself (or sizeable excerpts) in RealAudio format, plus a picture of the record sleeve or artist if possible.

Note: You will need the RealAudio player (RealPlayer) to enjoy the music. This can be downloaded for free from the RealNetworks site. Go get it now if you don't already have it (but come back later...)

Songs will be presented in weekly instalments, with one or two new songs each week (approximately). Previous episodes will remain available as long as there is room in this dwelling.

Lyrics are our own transcriptions, except if noted otherwise, so don't rely too much on them (See the disclaimer)...


 

This Week

 

Academy Award - Patti Labelle and the Bluebelles

labelle (CD sleeve pic)
As it's that time of the year again - talking about the Academy Awards being handed out - what better way to kick off this series than with a song called "Academy Award"?

This song was recorded by Patti Labelle and the Bluebirds in 1963. It was released in April 1963 on single Nicetown 5019, and you can also find it on the re-release CD "Down the Aisle" (Relic 7044)

The Bluebirds were Patti (Patricia Holte), Sarah Dash, Wynona "Nona" Hendrix and Cynthia "Cindy" Birdsong. In 1967, Cindy Birdsong left to join the Supremes; later on, in 1971, the three remaining ladies transformed into "LaBelle" (remember "Lady Marmalade" and their far-out space outfits?) and still later continued to make solo records (Patti Labelle is still recording, we think, although we haven't heard much of Nona Hendrix lately, and still less of Sarah Dash for that matter). But that was much later - here they were still the typical girl group a la the Shirelles, the Marvelettes, or the And-So-On-ettes...

Warning: This is a tentative transcription. There are one or two lines where we've had to guess. If you find any errors please notify us.

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Academy Award
(Catalano - Alonzo - Levinson)
- Patti LaBelle and the Bluebirds

Academy, Academy Award - step right up
Academy, Academy Award - step right up

You should win the Academy Award
For the way you broke my heart
Your performance was the best of the year
It was convincing and it's so sincere

You should win the Academy Award
For the way, you made me cry
Your performance was the best of the year
Now take a bow for every fallin' tear

You're a master, you're much too much
You told me baby I'm the only one
You'll win some prizes with your soothing ways
And left me cryin' for the rest of my days

You should win the Academy Awards
For the way you stole the show
Your performance broke my poor heart in two
Step right up, they'll give an Oscar to you

(break)

You should win the Academy Awards
For the way you stole the show
Your performance broke my poor heart in two
Step right up, they'll give an Oscar to you

Oohooh... step right up baby
Oohooh... step right up baby


I Miss You Jimmy (Tribute to James Dean) - Varetta Dillard

varetta dillard (CD sleeve pic)
This song was recorded August 23, 1956 in New York (about eleven months after James Dean's death, on September 30, 1955, when the two-seat Porsche Spyder he was driving slammed into another car on Route 41 near Paso Robles).

Varetta (that's her real name - she's named for her aunts, Verna and Loretta) Dillard is a little-known rhythm & blues singer, born in 1933. She recorded between the mid-1950s and 1961; her complete recordings from 1956 to 1961 can be found on two CD's on the German Bear Family re-issue label: Got You On My Mind (with this song) and The Loving Bird.

The lyrics (and the music) of this song are rather bland but that isn't at all representative for her other recordings. They're well worth seeking out.

By the way, we don't think James Dean ever received an Oscar.

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I Miss You Jimmy (Tribute to James Dean)
(Clyde Otis - Bill Henry)
- Varetta Dillard

Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy...

I miss you Jimmy
Miss you so much
No one can replace
Your magic touch
The movies you made
Were oh so divine
The parts that you played
Will live for all time

The day I heard that terrible news
I couldn't believe it was true
But somehow I know wherever you are
Angels will watch over you

Your fans are many
Your years were few
But I'll always love
The memory of you

The day I heard that terrible news
I couldn't believe it was true
But somehow I know wherever you are
Angels will watch over you

Your fans are many
Your years were few
But I'll always love
The memory of you


 

Coming Up

Next week we'll continue the Hollywood theme with a couple of songs dedicated to that great (and you can take that literally) character actor, King Kong!


 

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