.wav archive!!!
yes, here you go, some funny, thoughtful, and just plain stupid .wavs for you to enjoy!! They are in no particular order for your convenience.

NEW ADDITIONS:

 Come with uncle and hear old proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones! You are invited!

 Come and get one in the yarbles! If you have any yarbles!

 No time for the old in and out love, I've just come to read the meter!

 I've not yet begun to defile myself

 I will entertain......erm...

 Ezekiel 25:17

 Even laughing makes my face ache...

 I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...

 Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

 My hippocricy goes only so far...

 The famous dialogue from The Court Jester

 I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...

 So, Come up to the lab, and...see what's on the slab...I see you shiver with antici...............pation.

 Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort.

 Disease and deprivation stalk our land like two....giant....stalking things.

 Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said "Hit me again Ike, and put some STANK on it!"

 May I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

 Very cosmopolitan...

OLD STUFF:

 Does this mean we're not friends anymore?

 Cartman's beefcake speech

 I'm your huckleberry

 No....the bit from Tron

 Yes...the bit from Tron

 We must be cautious

 What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!

 Cut the crap man, this is Shaft

 Allright...............who wants some?

 Gimme some sugar baby

 Don't make me destroy you...

 End of line.....MCP from Tron

 Personally, I think you're a f***ing idiot

 Look at all this groovy stuff!

 I want him in the games until he dies playing....the MCP

 I wouldn't do that, I really wouldn't...

 What knockers!

 dialogue from the Last Starfight arcade game

 I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!!

 Meklekahi, mekahiney-ho! Jombi from Peewee's playhouse

 The dickless dialogue from Ghostbusters

 No good will come of this

 You know Ed...If I thought you weren't my friend...I just don't think I could bear it.

 Oh, damn

 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

 SPOON!

 Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

 The Tarzan yell

 Stop...please...you realize I can't allow this...

 Wish? Did somebody say wish? 

 Yes, my master

 Excuse me while I whip this out.

More will be coming soon, but i thought I would take a break for a while.