NEW ADDITIONS:
Come with uncle and hear old proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones! You are invited!
Come and get one in the yarbles! If you have any yarbles!
No time for the old in and out love, I've just come to read the meter!
I've not yet begun to defile myself
Even laughing makes my face ache...
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
My hippocricy goes only so far...
The famous dialogue from The Court Jester
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...
Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort.
Disease and deprivation stalk our land like two....giant....stalking things.
May I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
OLD STUFF:
Does this mean we're not friends anymore?
What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!
Cut the crap man, this is Shaft
Allright...............who wants some?
Personally, I think you're a f***ing idiot
Look at all this groovy stuff!
I want him in the games until he dies playing....the MCP
I wouldn't do that, I really wouldn't...
dialogue from the Last Starfight arcade game
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!!
Meklekahi, mekahiney-ho! Jombi from Peewee's playhouse
The dickless dialogue from Ghostbusters
You know Ed...If I thought you weren't my friend...I just don't think I could bear it.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
Stop...please...you realize I can't allow this...
Excuse me while I whip this out.
More will be coming soon,
but i thought I would take a break for a while.