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31 October 2000
NEW >> WESTlife - HEAD SOUTH...THATS RIGHT, STRAIGHT. TO. HELL

There comes a point in every outstanding celebrities career when others that lack confidence, class and basically talent attack them because of jelousy and envy.

Our Spice Girls have recently been challenged, we've seen them take down the likes of The Backstreet Boys, The Allsaints, Destinys Child, N'Sync and even little miss backstabber herself Miss Geri Halliwell.

All of the above are all very successful except maybe Geri but they realize that taking on a group like the Spice Girls is just plain stupid. Currently a different band is trying to steal the top spot, which is pretty much engraved for the Spice Girls, but the wimpy paws of the "Boy" band Westlife are trying to scratch them out.

Hopefully by now youve stopped laughing at Westlife's pathedic attempt, and can continue reading the article, if not just take a breather and just start again.

I had to look twice or maybe even three times to see if they were actually serious. Being in North America I have never even heard of Westlife, so right away I found interest in this topic and researched these boys out.

Well after two weeks of research I came back with the facts of....these boys are losers, yeah thats pretty much it. On November 7th when Forever hits the stores(US) beside Westlife's..sorry I dont know the name of thier new album, but anyway. When people rush in the stores to choose one or the other, you can pretty much count on it not being westlife's, unless people accidently pick up the wrong album.

I found it really imature when Westlife said things about the Spice Girls. Then hearing the veteran Spice Girls reply to Westlife's lame attack was more mature and tastefull, which really does show you how much class the girls have.

I cant wait for the new album to come out on the 7th, I hope you all buy it! When the Spice Girls once again conquere the world I hope everyone laughs in Westlife's ugly pre-puberty faces and shows them who's number one and always will be...no its not me, but thank you, its the Spice Girls.

Im Billy Gunns, now you know what I think.
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NEW >> THE WORST SPICE GIRLS WEBSITE OF THE MONTH!

Well its that time agian where we get to pick out the most crappy site out there and trash it to the hilt! This weeks garbage site is..drom roll......SPICECONNECTION... spiceconnection.cjb.net

Congrats to Spiceconncetion for being so bad! Not only does this site have a terrible layout but it is nicely accented with a pea-brain Webmaster.

The Webmaster of this site is probably one of the most immature people around, and dealing with him in my past I know what he is like......whats the word?

oh LOSER!! He is known to lie alot and tell people how popular he is at school and in the dirt filled city of Winnapeg..In Canada. This site takes forever to load, which gives you the feeling like your going to see something impecable but really all it is, is 2 sites loading because spiceconnection doesnt even have there own news page they have an automatic link to spicenews.com which is a great site but needs to get off of spiceconnection to maintain a good reputation.

So dont visit this site if you wanna have a good time. But if you feel like looking at crap then go for it.

Im Billy Gunns, Dont be jelous!



23 September 2000
MY OPINION OF "HOLLER"

They are back, beautiful and well are they better
than ever? All over the Planet the new instant hit
"Holler" has been played and loved by ears and eyes
and has been milked to the last drop.
The Spicegirls are one of the most famous groups in the world
today and ever, which automatically saves them a number one spot, the question is.....is it?

My first hearing of Holler was a clip from the 2000
Brit awards which excited me alot.
I liked the tune and also thought it could use some
work, and knew it would be better for the album.
Now today as I listen to the new track it seems almost different than before.
Holler has great potential to be number one.
I enjoy the new strong beat that the Spicegirls have put
out and there more mature nature gives them a slightly
different look not only on the outside but inside aswell.
Holler is a bit different than some of there other songs,
this new one gives stronger appeal to all ages from 2 to
32 and anything in between. I am very anxious to hear "Let Love Lead the
Way" and hope it is as good as other ballads like
Goodbye and Viva Forever,
I think it will be better than Holler,
but dont go with my opinion, actually do I know everything.

The new video is a shocker. I was expecting to see tons of
colour and action but was not disapointed to see the
dark smooth look of Holler.
Already it is at number 25 on the Much Music Countdown
and is named THE BIG ONE which in most cases in the past it
pretty much targets it to be number one in the future.
I know it has been getting alot of air time, which
is great for publicity and the public.

Another thing that will defenetly raise some talking is
there new look it's more mature and stylish not the bright and
on the boarder tacky that was on them before.
I like the new look alot it grabs attention and
makes them look more classy which goes well with there
new song style. I do sometimes wish they wore the
same threads as before but I thik they will
sometimes it's what got them here and makes them
what they are today. You cant just leave that alone it's
with you and everyone loves it.
In most of my other articles I have been more
opinioative than this time to other bands.
I have recieved some mail about my attacks at Geri Halliwell.
I was asked to stop my abusive talk towards her so I decided
I WONT! Geri right now is sitting at home in
jelous envy at the Spicegirls amazing comeback.
Geri you used them as a ladder to get famous and
ditched them why? All I can say is that you got yours,
the Spicegirls have blown you down and will do it again.
Eat your heart out Geri, If you can get through all that fat before it.

Im Billy Gunns, and thats what I think

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THE NEW SPICEGIRL AWARDS

BEST TRANSFORMATION:
Wow Victoria you look Hot! I love the hair and you just keep gettin better.

WORST TRANSFORMATION:
Sorry Sporty but I liked the kick ass sports chick better but your still great.

STILL THE SAME:
Scary, will she ever change?
I love her the way she was and still is

BEST SINING IN HOLLER:
Baby takes it here she really stands out.




27 August 2000
Fans Blow More Than Air -- NEW !

As time gets closer and closer to the Spicegirls New Album
release, one often ponders what it will be like.
Spicegirl fans are top of the line, they
buy,cry and cheer for the girls like theres no tomorrow, why? You ask.
Why do you think? They are the greatest band around today or possibly ever. The
point I'm covering is that whether the new album be numerous times platinum
or plain crap (which it wont be).....it will be successful. You see the ones
we call Spicegirls have one thing no other band today has...besides talent!
They have the personalities to reach stardom and knock it down, with the
help of 40 million people rooting them on.

In my previous articles (can be seen at otosw.com) I have praised the
Spicegirls so much, but this time I'm recognizing you, the fan. Close your
eyes for a second and picture N'sync, I know it's hard but just do it anyway.
I see a group of prancing boys being mobbed by little girls that
reach the height of there knees, except Justin there at his chest...small
boy...small...., well you know what I mean. Anyway these anklebiters have no
idea who these guys are, all they see is that they are famous...trust me I
dont know why either, but stay with me here. People say they are famous
because they are good looking...uumm hello, WRONG! Im still searching for
there strenghts, and it is not on those faces. And sure there songs are
catchy but they dont even write them!!! Hint hint people...I can sing bad
too, why arent I famous. Spicegirls fans know why they love the girls,
who they are, and what makes them famous, in the Spicegirls case it's pretty
much everything from looks to pure as water talent. N'sync's talent is
about as pure as Geri Halliwell's chest....that my friend is a 2 way burn.
When the recently named new album "Forever" comes out in stores, I want
you all to buy it and show other fans who are the best...we are, the fans of
the spicegirls. The best band around and the best fans around.....It truly is a SpiceWorld.

I'm Billy Gunns, now you know what I think.

Write to Billy Gunns [email protected]
My 15 favorite bands or singers:

15. Weezer
14. Christina Aguilera
13. DMX
12. Destiny's Child
11. Sublime
10. Janet Jackson
09. Motley Crue
08. Blink 182
07. Red Hot Chili Pepers
06. Bon Jovi
05. Sting
04. Everclear
03. Britney Spears
02. Buckcherry

And my favorite band is....obviously:

01. THE SPICEGIRLS!

Tell me your favorite bands at [email protected]

Billy actually writes back!!




20th July 2000
SPICE GRABS ANY TASTE

In todays entertainment business it seems every band is always searching to find it's true identity.
Amulti-talented band such as the Spicegirls need not find their own image, they have too many to choose
from.

Would a band such as Motley Crue who are claimed to be the band the most highly involved in sex, drugs
and Rock n Roll respect the Sclub 7? HELL NO! On the other hand, American heavy metal legend Alice Cooper
who's album "Brutal Planet" was recently released in the U.S will be the first to admit the Spicegirls
natural ability gives them the versatility to impress and entertain music fans of any tastes.

Every music buff today needs a little Scar, Baby, Sporty and posh spice on their rack, but unlike Steps,
Scub and the All Saints the Spicegirls can stand beside the heaviest of metals. Bands like Nine Inch
Nails, Motley Crue and Alice Cooper to name a few are known for their Hard rock style, but yet take the time
to enjoy the Spicegirls....why you ask? True Stars respect other people with pure talent, which is
exactly what the Spicegirls have proven to the world. Let's take the All Saints for example, by the way
where are they now, probably covered in dust in the back of a pawn shop. I don't think these girls have a
fan over the age of seven, same stand for all the other Spicegirl wannabe's out there. The Spicegirls
are clearly the best girl band on the planet, they are often immitated but never duplicated.

To prove the great success of the Spicegirls, they are the only band to branch out on their own and
succeed and stay together to make a new album. They are the only group to receive numerous sponsers
throughout the world. They are the only band to get a number one box office hit. And they are the only group
ever to be compared to the Beatles. I just have one question for the All Saints, you say you know where
it's at........when will you get there?

I'm Billy Gunns, now you know what I think.

Welcome to the NEW Billy Gunns NUMBER GAME!!!
Hers the numbers:

245-Number of fans at the All Saints last concert
31--Combined age of all Steps fans
1000-New Billy Gunns fan mail letters
16--Number of C.D's sold by N'sync
15--Number of C.D's returned of N'sync's
12--Age of Geri Halliwell when she lost her virginity
58--The age of Elton John when he lost his
7--Un talented members of the Sclub
14--Days of the All saints career
36 Million- Fans who cant wait for the Spicegirls new album!!

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15th July 2000
BREASTS OVER PESTS by BILLY GUNNS

Bye, Bye, Bye it's too bad that N'sync does'nt take their own advice, these idiots just keep sticking
around. When the Spicegirls new album comes out the Backstreet boys will become the BackSeat boys. 98
degrees future forecast calls for an all time low, they should hit around 32 degrees. BoyZone your
diminishing faster than the O-Zone. Hansons career looks to be as short as their drummer, but one thing
they have going for them is their head singer is one of the cutest girl singers around....oh she's a he,
nevermind.

As a music journalist one often ponders about the difficulty of my job. When it comes to Boy Bands it's
harder to tear Origami paper than the boy bands mentioned above. Let's face it folks they do a pretty
good job of trashing themselves.

The spicegirls were pioneers in the music industry, by truly revitalizing the "group" craze in
todays popular music. It's obvious that boy bands such as N'sync and the Backstreetboys jumped on the
Spicegirls bandwagon of musical success. By the way which band came first between N'sync and the
Backstreetboys; As the old saying goes, which comes first the Chickens or the Fags.

Who wants to see a group of boys act like girls when you can see the real thing. Let's think about
this for a second friends, why would you want to see these guys prance all over a stage holding each others
hands. The Spicegirls have got everything you need to become stars. N'sync only has glitter makeup and
elementary aged girls to make them shine.

Honestly I don't need to ramble on about the Spicegirls, their talent and achievements speak for
themselves. I've noticed that it's pointless to argue the over powering reign vs that of their rivaling
"boy" bands, simply because Winston oh yeah baby oh yeah. I will leave my readers with 5 single words
about the longevity concerning Boy bands success.............. NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

IM BILLY GUNNS, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK



GUNNS PICKS:
MY TOP 15 FAVORITE SPICEGIRL SONGS;

15. MY STRONGEST SUIT
14. MOVE OVER
13. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
12. WALK OF LIFE
11. 2 BECOME 1
10. STEP UP TO ME
09. SPICE UP YOUR LIFE
08. VIVA FOREVER
07. COME ON AND DO IT!
06. TOO MUCH
05. WANNABE
04. SAY YOU'LL BE THERE
03. STOP!
02. GOODBYE

AND MY VERY FAVORITE IS:

01. NEVER GIVE UP

TELL ME YOUR TOP 15 FAVORITE SONGS, YOU BETTER HOPE I AGREE! WRITE ON MY *NEW* MESSAGE BOARD AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, OR WRITE TO MY FAN CLUB!

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