I like Ronald Reagan
He teaches me to be a man
He shows me how to pull a scam
In the name of Uncle Sam
I like Edwin Meese the third
He tells me how to spend my time
Keeps nasty thoughts far from my mind
So that I don't grow up blind
I am saying no! I am saying no!
I like saying no! to authority
I like my Policeman
He rules my world with guilt and fear
Makes sure I know he's always near
In case I should start acting "weird"
I need you big brother
To show me how I should feel
To make sure I never stray
To make everything ok
I sit and watch the TV news
To see If I can find some clues
I know the world is all fucked up
But it looks so slick in a one minute spot
Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live
I go to school - what a fucking joke
Tellin me things I don't wanna know
They don't give a shit about me at all
My teachers have got me by the balls
There's no reason to live anymore
We're all gonna die in the third world war
They try to train me by society's rules
Well fuck em all and fuck you too
I can't stand your right wing phonies
I don't like you congress cronies
You spend your days at shopping malls
You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls
Society makes we want to puke (x2)
America - love it or leave it
I would if I could but I don't have any money
Corporations raising kids on Top Gun crap
But I don't wanna go to war and die like a rat!
California Sucks
California sucks it's worse than old New York
Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees
Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze
California sucks!
California sucks the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make
California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills
No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will
California sucks - Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools
West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think
I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink
Bobby Brady's dealing crack - Marcia's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Alice + Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop
Greg is trying on garter belts and Peter spent 3 nights in jail
Murder in the Brady house because Jan Brady couldn't stand it
Murder in the Brady house
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break
Cindy called Jan a stinker for playing ball inside the house
She tattletaled while Alice kissed the postman on the mouth
Blood is on the TV screen and guts are on the stairs
Murder in the Brady house and no-one even cares
I'm immature - I talk a lot
I'm a lying, cheating little snot
I smell bad - I don't comb my hair
I steal from work - I don't fight fair
Girls are repulsed by the sight of me
I slouch and I don't brush my teeth
Don't have a job - don't go to school
And worst of all - I think I'm cool
I can't stand myself
Don't wanna ruin your whole day
But there's just something I gotta say
You gotta understand it's hard
And everyday it tears me apart
Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy
I sit inside my room at night
and think about you all the time
Don't know what's wrong but I'm confused
Why am I scared of losing you?
I wanna live with Madonna
I wanna lick Oprah
I wanna go to Hollywood
I wanna be a material man
I have high ambitions (x3)
I wanna write puzzles for Wheel Of Fortune
I want god to make my bed
I wanna go deep sea fishing
I wanna fuck Jesse Jackson
You always wanted a real nice lawn
Now your whole back yard is gone
Too bad you tried to cut your grass
Too bad that you ran out of gas
You drank just one too many beers
Now it's in your car and back to sears
It ate up half your bedroom rug
But now you've got brand new sparkplugs
You gotta bitchin mower now
You think you are the cats meow
You only have yourself to thank
When we put draino in your tank
You are so fucked up
Don't even talk to me
Don't know what you're talking about
Get the fuck away from me
Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice
Don't wanna hear a sound - Just leave me alone
You love alcohol
Don't wanna know from nothing else
You can't have a good time without it
Personality from a bottle
Hey you - You're a blonde
What you say is always wrong
Hey look - you can sprint
Don't you know you're in like flint
Don't touch my car
Hey you - you're a star
If we are we went too far
Hey look - I sing a song
Don't you know it's just for fun ?
One minute past midnite and I need some cigarettes
See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast
Everything you could want is in this little shop
Burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops
7-11 (x3)
There's an asshole behind the counter-This atmosphere really sucks
Soda and chips are overpriced so I'm shit outa luck
I try to buy some rubbers and I get a murder one
It's times like these in my life I wish I had a gun
Cows - They're comin near me
Hope they don't see me
They can't defeat me
Oh please don't eat me !
Cows - won't give you butter
If you pull their udder
Cows now longer have sad eyes
They won't be served with fries
They have no master
They're comin faster
They're sleeping in my bed
They're stepping on my head !
MOO!
Work (x12)
I can't get up in the morning
I feel like a sap like somebody's fool
I work like a rat and I'm going insane
I know it ain't right and I know it ain't cool
So don't tell me (x3) what to do
Work (x12)
Do this get that I don't like it
Why make money if I can't spend it
Overtime I'm getting pissed off
I don't have a life - Hey boss fuck off!
I was there alone one day
Me, Fred and my microwave
Fred was a gerbil just the same
I was feeling quiet insane
60 seconds set on high
Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye
Watch old Freddy run and run
He went Kaboom ! Just like a gun
Go and get a Brillo pad
Fred is dead aw ain't it sad
I didn't do it - that I wish
Guess who's next it's Bob my fish
You gotta lotta nerve lookin down your nose at me
Label me the dregs of a nice society
Peoples parents like you and girls all shout your name
But you're a clean-cut asshole to me you're all the same
Listening to R.E.M. looking just like all your friends
Out in mom's car drinking beers
Making fun of things you don't understand
You really make me ill cause you're Mr. Nice Guy
Straight A's in alcohol hittin all the parties
You and all your asshole friends scammin on a young girl
Pull a train on her and you feel like you own the world
You got no right tellin me that I ain't OK
College buttfucks rule this world and claim to be alternative
You're a fucking slimebag I don't care what you say
You're full of shit go fuck yourself
I know what the truth is
It's raining needles stuck in my head
I wish I had stayed home in bed
Raining needles - help me guys !
In my hands in my eyes
My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood
I fall on needles in the mud
In my head in my shirt
In my body it really hurts
Covered with needles my blood is red
Really hurts Oh wow I'm dead
Massacres, violence film at 10
Media scumbags strike a gain
Shove a microphone in some poor guys face
So your ratings can soar to outer space
Ken and Barbie on location
Pretty newsman masturbation
Not a way to spend my afternoon
I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons
Channel 8 and the daily times
Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes
Keep your TV on and stay inside
Or you'll end up a victim of homocide
I got a call last night from Warren
Somebody told him his band is boring
Warren was crying, he felt so bad
Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants
Experience the Ozzfish (x2)
I went to a party, brought a tape of their tunes
It drove everybody out of the room
Ozzfish just ain't cool anymore
Cause Ozz don't listen to any Hardcore
Some people might say I got no taste
They say the band sounds like shit cause they don't have a bass
Some people might say I got no brains
But Ozzfish is driving my neighbors insane
Gonna whip you with a towel (x2)
You don't know you look totally lame
You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame
You're startin fights with people weaker than you
Come over here and I'll pound on you
You have a fit if the music's too slow
Your momma's calling - You better go
K-Mart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get pissed off when it ain't priced right
Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies
You can do just what you please
Just don't get mother to irate
And don't ever call me Master Bates
A man should have a hobby, true
But I got so bored I needed something to do
So I sharpened mother's cutlery
Now everywhere I look is blood I see
Mother's not a fruit but she's gotta go down
Down to the cellar so she won't be found
I know it's not right but I just can't tell
Of the nasties that go on in Bates Motel
Who needs Dayglo ? Hey not me !
27 Morons living on a tree
Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads
Half the time flippin out on LSD
Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight
Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're always right
You'll go from Beatnik to Yuppie in the blink of an eye
Can't think for yourself cause you're always fuckin high
Peace-Yeah smoke pot that's the way man
We all love each other, that's the way the world was planned
Wake up, smell the coffee man you're on cloud 3
You're nothing but a dirty, smelly cumbag hippie
Gotta learn soon that things never last
Cause I'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my ass
Gotta know now if it's all worth a fight
Cause if there's really a god then what else is right ?
What is right (x4)
Gotta lot of people don't like my attitude
I don't know what the fuck I should do
If you think it's OK when I rip in a song
Then why when I do it to you is it wrong
I gotta girl and I know I'm in love
If you fight all the time can that be enough ?
I gotta girl and I know that she loves me
So why should I feel fucked up,
shut out, hoced up, shut up in destiny ? FUCK!