Sherri Rosenberry's

Stories & Poetry Page

 

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This is where I'll post links to my stories and poetry at some point soon. Stay tuned...

Story 1 - my favorite car wreck...

 Story 2 - restriction can be hell...

 Story 3 - my millionaire cousin-in-law bequeaths me his fortune...

 Poem 1 - Green Eggs and Hamlet

 Poem 2 - life's a beach...and I'm out of sunblock.

 Poem 3 - Windsor Forest & guys wearing tights

 Poem 4 - Westside story

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Updated 08/27/1999

 


 Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be, or not to be.

That is the question, I ask of me.

This sullied life, it makes me shudder.

My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.

Would I, could I take my life?

Could I, should I, end this strife?

Should I jump out of a plane?

Or throw myself before a train?

Should I from a cliff just leap?

Could I put myself to sleep?

Shoot myself, or take some poison?

Maybe try self-immolition?

To shudder off this mortal coil,

I could stab myself with a fencing foil.

Slash my wrists while in the bath?

Would it end my angst and wrath?

To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.

I could drop a toaster in my tub.

Would all be glad, if I were dead?

Could I perhaps kill them instead?

This line of thought takes consideration -

For I'm the king of procrastination.

--Anonymous