So no one told you life was gonna be this way, Your job's a joke, you're broke, your lovelife's DOA, It's like you're always stuck in second gear, when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year, but I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you, like I've been there before I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too.... Your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8, You burned your breakfast so far things are going great Your mother warned you there be days like these But she didn't tell you when the world was brought down to your knees, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you, like I've been there before I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too.... No one could ever know me No one could ever see me Seems your the only one who knows What it's like to be me Some one to face the day with Make it through all the mess with Someone I'll always laugh with Even at my worst, my best with you, yeah. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, and it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year, but I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you, like I've been there before I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too.... I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too....
Smelly Cat
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers