As a caveat to slackers
in high school
procrastinating their days away,
THE HOME OF MILO,
the esteemed makers of:
"The Neverchanging Horoscope with
Only 10 of the 12 Zodiac Signs,"
and "Bad Literature: Want Some?"
are proud to present
its "Section of Rejection
for Senior Slacker Reflection."
Please select the college rejection letter you would like to experience.
The College of William & Mary Letter of Rejection
Or how Mary's never before delivered letter
of rejection to William is,
centuries later, sent to me
as an admissions decision.
The University of Virginia Letter of Outright
Refusal
In invisible ink, this says "Hell No."
James Madison University Letter of Nice Try, But...
We prefer passing grades from our applicants.
Mary Washington College Letter of Admission? Denied!
Now we know why there's been a
worldwide shortage of F's for
the past four years. Unfortunately,
we need none of that here.
Virginia Tech Letter of Alas, we must Decline
We have standards, you know?
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