now i got some good points to ponder:
this i thaught of myself:
People always ask me if teh glass is half-empty or half-full; well to me it depends; if it was poured in then it is half full, if it was drank then it is half empty.
How come on a door that goes into a store, theres a sign and it says "no shoes, no shirt, no service" does that mean i can walk in with out pants on-Adam Cooper(that's me)
and this:
"How can you expect teh unexpected? If its unexpected how can it be expected? Huh?"it makes sense if you think about.
I got theses
In an Email
Whose cruel
idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an
"s" in it?
If Barbie is
so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?.
How come
abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero
degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you
press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?
Since
Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?
Why do people
without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what
time it is?
Why do you
ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour
cream have an expiration date?
The light went out, but where to?
Why do banks
charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
already know you don't have?
Does the
reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the
alphabet in that order?
If the
universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
What would a
chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree
falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
Why is a
carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get
cramps after eating?
Why are there
5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
When I erase
a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it,
when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's
not a door?
Tell a man
that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come
Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when someone threw a gun at him?
Why do we put
suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't
glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman
paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do
little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't
Tarzan have a beard?
If man
evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Should you
trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless
chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I went to a
bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
If all those
psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all
still working?
What happens
if you get scared half to death twice?
Shin: a
device for finding furniture in the dark.
"Wear short sleeves" Support your right to bare arms.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
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