HELP ON DOING YOUR PART TO STOP THE EVIL

The follwing are hints to help you know if Dave is present in your area of the world.

1 - Too many lives being saved on the beach

2 - Too many accidents and drowning occuring at the beach

3 - Excessive amounts of chest hair on and around the beach

4 - Suddenly your local beach has a drug importing problem

5 - Men in Chicken Costumes running around the beach selling sea shells

6 - A Sudden low stock of rapid hair growing tonic at your local supermarket

7 - Indians preparing to die of old age on your beach

8 - Cars being buried in the sand

9 - 10ft Electric Eels are a common sight

10 - Crazy fire breathing Mexicans start to appear