Misheard Lyrics & Parodies

(Bold is real lyric, is the misheard/parody)

Within You, Without You

We were talking, about the space between us all, and the people?

We were talking, about the space between your ears, when you find it.

Polythene Pam

She's the kind of a girl, who makes the news of the world

She's the kind of a girl, who makes a musical fail

Day Tripper

She's a day tripper

She's a state trooper

Hey Jude

Hey Jude

Hey dude

Strawberry Fields

Living is easy with eyes closed

Living is easy in nice cloths

Ticket to Ride

She's got a ticket to ride

She's got a chicken to ride

The Ballad of John and Yoko

Last night the wife said, oh boy, when your dead, you don't take nothing with you but your soul

Last night the wife said, get out or you?re dead, and don't take nothing with you but your soul

Auntie?s Municipal Court

Somebody stole their rhyme

Somebody stole their mind/ line

Daydream Believer

But it rings and I rise

But sh*t rings and I rise

You once thought of me as a white night on his steed

You once thought of me as a white knight's honest sneeze

You once thought of me as a white knight on his knees

Pleasant Valley Sunday

Charcoal burning everywhere

Charcoal burning up your hair

Magnolia Simms

Love to me is blue eyed and blond

Love to me is blue wide and blond (it's about a plum in drag)

Tapioca Tundra

?and waiting ghosts cast silent spells that speak in clouded clues

?and waiting colts cast smells that speak in clouded clues

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

(All of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

Elvis in a Box with Chocolates

Picture yourself in a store full of sugar,

With licorice trees, and marmalade skies,

Cellophane wrappers of yellow and green, going inside of your head,

Somebody calls you; you answer quite slowly,

A guy with gum in his eye,

(Chorus)

Elvis in a Box with Chocolates

Elvis in a box with chocolates

Ahhhh, ahhhhh

Follow him down to a strawberry fountain,

Where candycorn people eat marshmallow pies,

Everyone smiles as you go past the flour that you'll put in the pie

Sugarplum taxies appear in the store,

Waiting to take you away,

Climb in the back with your head in some "mounds" and they're gone

(Chorus)

Picture yourself with a cake from the oven,

With "tootsie roll" trees and banana cream pies,

Suddenly someone is there at the cheese wheel,

A guy with gum in his eye

(Chorus)

Auntie Grizelda

No bird of grace ever lit on Auntie Grizelda.

No bird of prey ever lit on Auntie Grizelda

No Time

Never mind the furthermore the plea is self defense,

Never mind the furthermore the flea is in a dress

Never mind the furthermore the flea is in the fence

I?m A Believer

When I needed sunshine, I got rain

When I needed sunshine on my brain

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

I need a fix ?cause I?m going down

I need a fish ?cause I?m going down

She

She devoured all my sweet love

She devoured all my Sweet and Low

I?m a Loser

Beneath this mask, I am wearing a frown

Beneath this wig, I am wearing a tie

Listen To The Band

Listen to the band

Listen to the fan

You Just May Be The One

All men must have someone

Oh nimbus, help someone

Old men must have someone

I Wanna Be Free

I wanna be free

I wanna be three

Like the bluebirds flying by me

Like the bluebirds on a highway

Last Train To Clarksville

Take the last train to Clarksville

Take the last train to Fartsville

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Still my guitar gently weeps

Still my guitar gently reeks

The Word

The word

The worm

Eleanor Rigby

Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried alone with her name

Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried alive with her name

I Saw Her Standing There

And the way she looked was way beyond compare

And the way she looked was way beyond a man

I Wanna Be Your Man

I wanna be your man

I wanna be a man

Dear Prudence

Dear Prudence

Dear prunes

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

With a couple of kids running in the yard, of Desmond and Molly Jones

With a couple of kids running in the yard, that Desmond and Molly choose

When I?m Sixty-four

When I?m Sixty-four

When I?m six feet four

did you get the Joke?

Wanna go home?