The Guide

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This is as it says just a guide and we obviously don't want you to take it to seriously.

Through this guide I hope you find some thing to help make your night a cool one. Enjoy....

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Where should I go ?

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This depend mainly on the type of music you like why not try our "Clubs for you".

When should I go

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Well if your going to be "avin it", " Largin it" or going "radio rental", (mental) then I suggest you stick to Friday nights.

Obviously Saturday is okay but you do have less time to recover.If you opt for Sunday then you might as well start thinking up you r excuses now.

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I'm sick but with what ?

Excuses

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a) Stomach upset. ( yes one to many of those little fella's now doubt.)

b) Flu ( a classic )

c) Migrain

d) Death in the family ( a good memory needed your great Aunt can only "pop her cloggs once )

e) Food poisoning ( can be linked with "a" for good effect.

f) Bad back ( well if you will dance all night )

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Who should i go with ?

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This should probably read who shouldn't I go with.

a) any member of your family i.e.

mum,dad,nan etc...

b) your boss ( could seriously screw your reference up for "Blue Peter")

c) The "wino" that resides at the local dump.

Should I be bad or naughty

Always very naughty....

Sleep or play

Sleeping probably a good idea, but if you can't then:-

a) play banging music until you've got that cool ringing noise in your ear.

b) playstaion.

c) a very funny comedy

d) talk absolute shit.