"Well, you take a number and wait for the judge to call your number," answered Larry-Boy.
(CrimpJo: Part 102)
"Fine." Valerie said, and took a number from the nearby dispenser. "Hmm...5002."
"That's not really what we mean." Chloe explained to Alfred. "We need to find another plothole to get back home."
(Timothy: part 103)
"Well, there's a slight problem with that," replied Alfred.
"WHAT?!?!?!" Chloe politely asked.
"Plot holes are extremely unpredictable. We never know exactly where they may lead. Going through plot holes can be really dangerous, too. Without the correct protection, like a Butler's uniform, a giant robot, or a super hero's costume, a plot hole could completely change who you are! See that dog over there?"
"Yeah," answered Valerie.
"That used to be Mom Asparagus before she accidentally tripped through a plot hole while we were talking to you!" exclaimed Archibald, who used to be Alfred before the plot hole during this paragraph.
(CrimpJo: Part 104)
"Oh my!" Chloe exclaimed. "I hope we're still the same!"
"Valerie is the same as ever." Marie said, as Valerie started to impatiently flick specks of lint off the couch she had sat on.
"I feel the same." Chloe said. "But do I look the same?"
"You look fine." Marie told her.
"We had protection, so there's nothing to worry about." Valerie told them.
"What protection?" Marie and Chloe asked.
"Well, Chloe, you had your bag, and, Marie, you had your purse. I had this book." she said, holding up a book titled "Just enough French."
(Spider: part 105) "So just how are we going to find another extremely unpredictable plot hole? I've been jumping plot holes all day. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I have to go to the bathroom. And I have a few cities to protect," said Larry-Boy.
As if on cue, another plot hole jumped the previously mentioned characters back to Bumblyburg.
"That was quick," said a surprised Larry-Boy.
"Alfred of Archie? Alfred or Archie?" said Alfred-Archie, who was now half in a butler's suit and half in a large red bow tie. Mom Asparagus and Dad asparagus had both returned to their original states, but Asparagus-Boy and Asparagus-Girl's costumes had welded themselves to their respective owners.
"Help! It's got me! I can't get free!" said Asparagus-boy. Dad Asparagus promptly fainted.
At least the citizens of Bumblyburg (Plus the three France-bound sisters) were back in Bumblyburg, but there was one little itty bitty teeny weenie problem...
"Is this a blade of grass?" said Larry-boy with shock as Dad Asparagus woke up. After examining what looked like a six-foot tall structure in front of him, he fainted again.
(CrimpJo: Part 106)
"You mean we've shrunk?!?" Chloe shouted.
"That's what it appears to be." Marie said.
"Now, we'll never go to France." Valerie lamented.
"That's the least of our worries right now." Marie told her.
"You've got to do something!" Chloe cried, shaking Alfred-Archie.
"What am I supposed to do?" Alfred-Archie asked.
"I don't know, just do something!" Chloe replied.
"I never asked to be here. Did anyone here me say 'Gee, I'd love to get an ant's eye view of...of...wherever we are!" Valerie muttered, giving everyone in the group a dark stare.
(Spider: part...ummm...107?)
"Okay. Don't panic. Don't panic..." said Asparagus-girl to herself.
"Don't panic!?! I'm the size of a germ and you want me to not panic?!?" replied Chloe.
"What to do...what to do..." Alfred-Archie mumbled.
"Waitaminit. I can solve this problem...." said Asparagus-girl with an idea so crazy it just might work...
(Spider: part 108)
"How???" said a desparate-for-anything-that-will-return-things-to-normal Marie.
"Okay. We got this way because of our travel through plotholes, right?" said Asparagus-girl.
"Right, but..." relplied Alfred-Archie.
"So all we really have to do is find another one of those parallel plotholes that come out in the same general area that they go in and it will change us and we just keep going through until we're normal!"
"You know, that idea is so crazy that it just might work," said Alfred-Archie.
"Alfred, we've been over that," Larry-Boy said.
"Oh. Sorry, I forgot."
"So where's a hole?" said Chloe.
(Timothy: part 109)
The story so far:
In the beginning, there were villians. This was highly considered as a mistake and thought as a bad idea for with villains there can be no peace for the heros. Now, normally a villain would not cause Larry-Boy much trouble at all. That is because it is very improbable that more than one villain would be in the same place at the same time. But with all these plot holes, improbable things became very probable. Which is exactly what happened to Larry-Boy that day. The largest plot hole in the Universe opened up right above our heros and spat out every villain ever known to man.
(CrimpJo: Part 110)
"AAAAAAAAA!" Chloe shrieked as she was picked up by a SWATbot.
"Keep away from me!" Valerie cried, giving out battle cries as she whacked as many villians as she could.
Marie, continuely muttering "Oh, my!" made her way over to Alfred/Archie and demanded to know what was going on. But Alfred/Archie didn't know.
Meanwhile, everyone who was still a Superhero was fighting the villians, though Larry-Boy was fighting more loudly than anyone else.
(Timothy: part 111)
Then, suddenly, in some kind of freakish turn of events, a huge twister sucked all of the villains up and took them to some far away land where they were never heard of again.
Well, all except for Big & Powerful Indestructable Man, who was so indestructable that it is said by some, "He is indestructable."
(Spider: Part 112)
Curiously, a plot hole opened above Alfred-Archie and dropped a black object on his head, effectively knocking him unconscious.
"What's this?" said Larry-Boy, who picked up the black object. It had the words "Don't Panic" written in large friendly letters on its cover.
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Of course!" exclaimed Asparagus-Girl.
(Timothy: Part 113)
"Maybe it'll tell us how to get rid of these plot holes!" exclaimed Asparagus-Girl. So, to see if it did, she turned to the entry on plot holes.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says that plot holes were invinted soon after the beginning of the universe. A Fraklr'tnxian by the name of Ed became the most hated author in the world. But he was not always like that. He was actually the world's best selling author of non-fiction at one point. The problem was that nobody knew how to read and there was only one author in the world, but people bought his book because it looked nice on their shelves. One day, a wise old philosopher from G'sund'ite came to Ed because he wanted a philosophy book written. So since Ed was the only one that could read and write in the whole galaxy, he agreed to write the book.
As the book was being written, the wise old philosopher from G'sund'ite eventually learned how to read. He found that reading was the most wonderful thing in the world, so he went out and tought reading to everybody!
This was fine and dandy, but there was something Ed overlooked: continuity. This highly upset some students so much that they all went to Ed to protest and picket his lawn. Ed couldn't believe this happened in his books, so he spent the next decade reading every book he had ever written. When he was finished, he exclaimed, "There ARE plot holes!!!" With these words, Fraklr'tnx exploded creating the first plot hole and sucked everybody in it, transporting all of them somewhere they shouldn't be.* Ed was never seen again, but it is said that if the continuity in his books can be corrected, all plot holes will close forever, unless, of course, a plot hole manages to make its way through another plot hole, which is highly improbable.
*Unknowingly to Ed, he had written his last book on paper that contained a genie. So, as Ed turned the last page and exclaimed his famous last words, the genie took this as a wish. But this genie wasn't a very magical genie. He could only use large round objects to create these wishes from. Unfortunately, the closest large round object in this case was Fraklr'tnx.
(Crimp Jo: Part 114)
"That makes sense." Marie said.
"But how does it help us get back home? And to our original size?" Chloe asked.
Meanwhile, Valerie was asking some questions of her own.
"Ok, you're Big & Powerful Indestructable Man, right?" she asked B&PIM.
"That is correct," he replied.
"But if we're still tiny, you must be tiny, too."
"That is also correct."
"So, that would make you Tiny Big & Powerful Man!"
Parts 121-140
Compiled by Spider