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Fuck  you.

You see that is what F.L.B. crew is all about .  So stick it.   I  started this crew.  It is all about being a shit talker.  If anyone tells you any different then fuck  them ask me.  My name is Jason.  This is Mike's homepage but I'm the one with the history ( and I am definitely longwinded)   so shut up and listen (read).  I am not exactly a ray of sunshine, and that is why this crew is based on sheer negativity.  If you found this page by accident and you are not " all about hate" then it would probably be best if you looked somewhere else. 

So the big fucking history of the F.L.B. crew , here it is.  When I was seven a very important record was released, W.A.S.P.'s Fuck  Like a Beast.  My older brother had this picture disk, and being the glam metal head  that I was I listened to it every day.  There are probably alot of things that led me to becoming an unstable, maladjusted youth that I am, but this record led to my ultimate rebellion.   I had never heard a "rock star" talk about the degredation of others, or use the word fuck  in a chorus.  When I was in high school I listened to this record alot.  Although it wasn't a " crew"  me and my best friends would alway refer to a moment as FLB.  So theoretically the first members, besides me ( I was the charter and original member), were my best friends Nick and Corey.  Then I went to college.  I met Mike and Philly J.  We were all freshman and we all liked hardcore, that was enough.  Because we all thought that real crews were too "tough" for us we made up some of our own crews as a joke.  The two first ones were The TSU flat crew and the TSU Dungeon crew, both these crews included other people who aren't into hardcore and who you will probably never meet , so deal.   Later we established the G.S.E.V. which is still technically in existence, all of its members are currently in the F.L.B. so we won't talk too much about it.  If you want to know what the letters stand for then you will have to meet one of us at a show and ask.  One day I explained what F.L.B. meant and the  crew started from there.   We haven't actually beat anyone up, or done anything else constructive for that matter, but we have tagged the shit outta alot of things and we have definitely pissed alot of people off.  Anyways here's what F.L.B.'s  about.  It stands for the following: Fuck like a beast, Flyin' lotsa bullets, and most importantly For Life, Bitch.  It is about having great friendships with people who will have your back in anything.  If you are bored enough to have read this far you are probably a loser and don't have any friends, so you probably don't understand anyways.  The fundamental ingreidient in this crew is hate, and a whole lot of it.  Don't get the wrong idea, we aren't racist (much the opposite), homophobic or whatever, we hate all people alike. Hate is for many women, I mean many many women, and every one else we don't like.  An FLB moment is just having the balls to tell someone what you think of them.  Take a chance:  make fun of someone in front of other people, tell a bitch to stop playing you, play a bitch, hurt someone's feelings just because they suck, stand up for your friends but not people who are lame,  tell an old person to "stick it".   And so on.  The original motto of this crew is my own personal motto "Can't Hate Enough" .  The way to greet someone is "The F.L.B crew , and that means Fuck You"  or at least I think so.  This is getting really long so lets get to the role call.  The members are, as follows,:  Me (Jason Madden), Corey Gosnell, Nick Peters (I think), Mike Snyder, "Philly" Jason Contino, Guido something (how many fucking people do you know named Guido) his real name is Brian Walsh, and "Punk Rock" Mike Lizewski (even though if you ask him he will probably say he isn't.  Just go ahead and hit him he deserves it).  There are also alot of people who we hang out with that are in our crew but aren't F.L.B. they are too many too mention.  Contrary to his unpopular belief Rob Morrow is not a member (hit him really hard, he definitely deserves it).  Any ways that is it for now.  If you have too much hate to handle please feel free to email me at [email protected]. edu, especiallty if you are a really cute girl, don't plan to break my already broken heart, and you have depreiciated moral values.  Otherwise say hi at shows or at least don't jump us, we will eventually come back and do something.  Remember it would probably be better if you died, (maybe us too but probably not)

                                        Tell your mom I said Hi,

                                                    Jay Hate