Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Lennon/McCartney





I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,

back to the bits that I left uptown,

I need a fix 'cos I'm going down.



Mother Superior, jump...



Oh shit.



I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,

back to the bits that I left uptown,

I need a fix 'cos I'm going down.



Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.



Yoko Ono oh no.

Yoko Ono oh yes.



I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,

back to the bits that I left uptown,

I need a fix 'cos I'm going down.



Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.



Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.

Mother Superior, jump the gun.








Helter Skelter

Lennon/McCartney





Do you don't you

want me to love you.

I'm coming down fast

but I'm miles above you.

Tell me tell me

tell me the answer.

You may be a lover

but you ain't no dancer.



Do you don't you

want me to make you.

I'm coming down fast

but don't let me break you.

Tell me tell me

tell me the answer.

You may be a lover

but you ain't no dancer.



When I get to the bottom

I go back to the top of the ride

and I know as I get

that I'll never get high

as I go to the bottom

and I see you again, yeah yeah yeah.



Do you don't you

want me to love you.

I'm coming down fast

but I'm miles above you.

Tell me tell me

tell me the answer.

You may be a lover

but you ain't no dancer,

dancer, dancer, dancer.



Look out now helter skelter,

helter leather,

helter leather.



Look out now helter skelter,

helter skelter,

helter skelter.








Mean Mr. Mustard

Lennon/McCartney





Mean Mr.Mustard

sleeps in the park,

shaves in the dark,

trying to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road,

saving up to buy some clothes,

keeps a ten bop note up his nose.

Such a mean old man,

such a mean old man.



His sister Shirley

works in a shop,

she never stops.

She's a go-getter.

Takes him out to look at the queen,

it's the only place that he's ever been,

always shouts out at something obscene,

he's such a dirty old man,

such a dirty old man.



Hey mean Mr.Mustard,

such a dirty dirty mean Mr.Mustard,

such a dirty dirty mean Mr.Mustard.



Mean Mr.Mustard

sleeps in the park,

shaves in the dark,

trying to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road,

saving up to buy some clothes,

keeps a ten bop note up his nose.

He's such a mean old man,

he's such a mean old man.








Polythene Pam

Lennon/McCartney





Well you should see Polythene Pam,

she's so good looking

but she looks like a man.

Well you should see her in drag,

dressed in her polythene bag.

Yes you should see Polythene Pam.

See Polythene Pam.



Get a dose of her in jackboats and kilt,

she's a killer-diller

when she's dressed to the hilt.

She looks a little upset

but she's a nice kind of bet

Yes you could say that she was attractively built.

Say that she was attractively built.



Well you should see Polythene Pam,

so good looking

but she looks like a man.

Well you should see her in drag,

dressed in her polythene bag.

Yes you should see Polythene Pam.

See Polythene Pam.



Get a dose of her in jackboats and kilt,

she's a killer-diller

when she's dressed to the hilt.

She's the kind of the girl

that makes the news of the world.

Yes you could say that she was attractively built.



Get a dose of her in jackboats and kilt,

she's a killer-diller

when she's dressed to the hilt.

She's the kind of the girl

that...




Glass Onion

Lennon/McCartney





I told you about Strawberry Fields.

Well here's a place you noticed is real.

It's just another place you can go,

everything glows.



Looking through the bent backed tulips

to see how the other half lives,

looking through a glass onion.



I told you about Strawberry Fields.

Well here's a place you noticed is real.

It's just another place you can go,

everything glows.



Looking through the bent backed tulips

to see how the other half lives,

looking through a glass onion.



I told you about Strawberry Fields.

Well here's a place you noticed is real.

It's just another place you can go,

where everything glows.



Looking through the bent backed tulips

to see how the other half lives,

looking through a glass onion.









Junk

McCartney





Motorcars,

handlebars,

bicycles for two.

Broken hearted jubilee.



Parachutes,

army boots,

sleeping bags for two.

Na na na na jamboree.



Buy buy...



Motorcars,

handlebars,

bicycles for two.

Broken hearted jubilee.



Parachutes,

army boots,

sleeping bags for you.

Na na na jamboree.



Buy buy...

... the shopwindow.

Why why, says the sign

in the yard.



Buy buy, says the sign

in the shop window.

Why why, says the junk

in the yard.








Piggies

Harrison





Have you seen the little piggies

crawling in the dirt.

And for all the little piggies

life is getting worse

always having dirt to play around in.



Have you seen the bigger piggies

in the starched white shirts.

You will find the bigger piggies

stirring up the dirt.

Always have clean shirts to play around in.



In the styes with all their backing

they don't care what goes on around.

In their eyes there's something lacking,

what they need's a damned good wacking.



Everywhere there's lots of piggies

living piggy lives.

You will see them out for dinner

with their piggy wives,

clutching forks and knives to eat up their pork chops.








Honey Pie

Lennon/McCartney





Oh honey pie,

my position is tragic.

Come and show me the magic

of your Hollywood song.



Oh honey pie,

you are driving me frantic.

Sail across the Atlantic

to be where you belong.



You became a legend

of the silverscreen.

La la la la la.



Oh honey pie,

you are driving me frantic.

Sail across the Atlantic

to be where you belong.



To be where you belong.








Don't Pass Me By

Starkey





I listen for your footsteps

coming up the drive.

Listen for your footsteps,

but they don't arrive.

Waiting for your knock, dear,

on my old frontdoor.

I don't hear it, does it mean

you don't love me anymore.



I hear the clock a-ticking

on the mantel shelf.

See the hands a-moving

but I'm by myself.

I wonder where you are tonight

and why I'm by myself.

I don't see you, does it mean

you don't love me anymore.



Don't pass me by,

don't make me cry,

don't make me blue.

'Cos you know darling

I love only you.

You'll never know it hurt me so,

how I hate to see you go.

Don't pass me by,

don't make me cry.

Don't make me blue.



I'm sorry that I doubted you,

I was so unfair.

You were in a carcrash

and you lost your hair.

You said that you would be late,

about an hour or two.

I said that's alright, I'm waiting here,

just waiting to hear from you.



Don't pass me by,

don't make me cry,

don't make me blue.

'Cos you know darling

I love only you.

You'll never know it hurt me so,

how I hate to see you go.

Don't pass me by,

don't make me cry.



I'm waiting for you honey. Hurry up to me. I don't want you to

pass me by. I don't want you to make me cry. I want you to

make me happy.








Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

Lennon/McCartney





Desmond has a barrow in the market place,

Molly is the singer in a band.

Desmond says to Molly, girl I like your face.

And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:



Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.



Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweller's store,

buys a twenty carat golden ring.

Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door

and when he gives it, she begins to sing:



Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.



In a couple of years


they have built a home sweet home

with a couple of kids

running in the yard of Desmond and Molly Jones.



Happy ever after in the market place

Desmond lets the children lend a hand.

Molly stays at home and does her pretty face

and in the evening she's a singer with the band:



Yes ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.



In a couple of years

they have built a home sweet home

with a couple of kids

running in the yard of Desmond and Molly Jones.



Happy ever after in the market place

Desmond lets the children lend a hand.

Molly stays at home and does her pretty face

and in the evening she still sings it with the band:



Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da,

life goes on bra,

la la how the life goes on.



Ob-la-di-la-da.



Ob-la-di-la-da, brother.








Goodnight

Lennon/McCartney





Dream sweet dreams for me,

dream sweet dreams for you.



Now it's time to say goodnight.

Goodnight, sleep tight.

Now the sun turns out his light.

Goodnight, sleep tight.

Dream sweet dreams for me,

dream sweet dreams for you.



Close your eyes and I'll close mine.

Goodnight, sleep tight.

Now the moon begins to shine.

Goodnight, sleep tight.

Dream sweet dreams for me,

dream sweet dreams for you.








Cry Baby Cry

Lennon/McCartney





Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.



The king of Marigold was in the kitchen

cooking breakfast for the queen.

The queen was in the parlor

playing piano for the children of the king.



Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.



The king was in the garden picking

flowers for a friend who came to play.

The queen was in the playroom

painting pictures for the children's holiday.



Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.



The duchess of Kirkaldy always smiling

and arriving late for tea.

The duke was having problems

with a message at the local bird and bee.



Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.



At twelve o'clock a meeting round the table

for a seance in the dark.

With voices out of nowhere

put on especially by the children for a lark.



Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.



Cry baby cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.



Cry cry cry,

make your mother sigh.

She's old enough

to know better.

So cry baby cry.








Blackbird

Lennon/McCartney





Blackbird singing in the dead of night,

take these broken wings and learn to fly.

All your life you were only waiting

for this moment to arise.



Blackbird singing in the dead of night,

take these sunken eyes and learn to see.

All your life you were only waiting

for this moment to be free.



Blackbird fly, blackbird fly

into the light of the dark black night.



Blackbird singing in the dead of night,

take these broken wings and learn to fly.

All your life you were only waiting

for this moment to arise.



Blackbird fly, blackbird fly

into the light of a dark black night.



All your life you were only waiting

for this moment to arise.

You were only waiting

for this moment to arise.










Sexy Sadie

Lennon/McCartney





Sexy Sady, what have you done?

You made a fool of everyone,

you made a fool of everyone.

Sexy Sady, ohoh what have you done?



Sexy Sady, you broke the rules.

You laid it down for all to see.

You laid it down for all to see.

Sexy Sady, ohoh you broke the rules.



One sunny day

the world was waiting for a lover.

She came along to turn on everyone.

Sexy Sady, the greatest of them all.



Sexy Sady, how did you know

the world was waiting just for you?

The world was waiting just for you?

Sexy Sady, oh how did you know?



Sexy Sady, you'll get your jet.

However big you think you are?

However big you think you are?

Sexy Sady, ohoh you'll get your jet.



We gave her everything we owned

just to sit at her table.

Just a smile would lighten everything.

Sexy Sady, the greatest of them all.



One sunny day

the world was waiting for a lover.

She came along to turn on everyone.

Sexy Sady, she's the greatest of them all.



Sexy Sady, what have you done?

You made a fool of everyone,

you made a fool of everyone.

Sexy Sady, ohoh what have you done?



Sexy Sady, you broke the rules.

You laid it down for all to see.

You laid it down for all to see.

Sexy Sady, ohoh...








While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Harrison





I look at you all

see the love there that's sleeping

while my guitar gently weeps.

I look at the floor

and I see it needs sweeping,

still my guitar gently weeps.



I don't know why nobody told you

how to unfold your love.

I don't know how someone controled you,

they bought and sold you.



I look at the world

and I notice it's turning

while my guitar gently weeps.

With every mistake

we must surely be learning,

still my guitar gently weeps.



I don't know how you were diverted,

you were perverted too.

I don't know how you were inverted,

no one alerted you.



I look from the [...]

at the play you are staging

while my guitar gently weeps.

As I'm sitting here

doing nothing but ageing,

still my guitar gently weeps.








Hey Jude

Lennon/McCartney





From the heart of the black country:



When I was a robber in Boston place

you gathered round me with your fine embrace.



Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her into your heart,

then you can start to make it better.



Hey Jude, don't be afraid.

You were made to go out and get her.

The minute you'll let her under your skin,

then you'll begin to make it better.



And anytime you feel a pain,

hey Jude, refrain,

don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

For well you know that it's a fool

who plays it cool

by making his world a little colder.



Hey Jude, don't let me down.

She has found you, go and get her.

Remember to let her into your heart,

then you can start to make it better,

better better better.



So let it out and let it in,

hey Jude, begin,

you're waiting for someone to perform with.

And don't you know that it's just you,

hey Jude, you'll do,

the movement you need is on your shoulder.



Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her into your heart,

that you can start to make it better,

better, better, better, better,



Na na na nananana nananana hey Jude,

na na na nananana I'll make ity Jude

nananana hey Jude, hey Jude.

Na na na nananana I'll make it Jude,

nananana hey Jude, yeah.

na na na nananana nananana oh yeah yeah yeah

Make it Jude...








Not Guilty

Harrison





Not guilty

for getting in your way

while you're trying to steal the day.

Not guilty

and I'm not here for the rest,

I'm not trying to steal your vest.



I am not trying to be smart,

I only want what I can get.

I'm really sorry for your ageing head.

But like you heard me said:

not guilty.



No use handing me a writ

while I'm trying to do my bit.



I don't expect to take your heart.

I only want what I can get.

I'm really sorry that you're underfed.

But like you heard me said:

not guilty.



Not guilty

for looking like a freak,

making friends with every Sikh.

Not guilty

for leading you astray

on the road to Mandalay.



I won't upset the apple cart.

I only want what I can get.

I'm really sorry that you've been misled.

But like you heard me said:

not guilty.








Mother Nature's Son

Lennon/McCartney





Born a poor young country boy,

mother nature's son.

All day long I'm sitting

singing songs for everyone.



Sit beside a mountain stream,

see her waters rise.

Listen to the pretty sound of music

as she flies.



Find me in my field of grass,

mother nature's son.

Swaying daisies,

sing a lazy song beneath the sun.








Rocky Raccoon

Lennon/McCartney





Rocky Raccoon. Now Rocky Raccoon, he was a fool unto himself

and he would not swallow his foolish pride. Mind you, he came

from a little town Minnesota. It's not the kind of thing a

young fellow did when a guy stole his chick away from him.



Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

only to find Gideon's bible.

Rocky had come equipped with a gun

to shoot off the legs of his rival.



His rival it seems had broken his dreams

by stealing the girl of his fancy.

Her name was Magil and she called herself Lill,

but everyone knew her as Nancy.



Now she and her man, who called himself Dan,

were in the next room at the hoe-down.

Rocky burst in and grinning a grin,

he said: Danny boy, this is a showdown.



But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot

and Rocky collapsed in the corner.



The doctor walked in sminking of gin, sminking?

And proceeded to lie on the table.



He's really sminking of gin.

And he did it in the end. Poor doc.



In the meantime back on the table.



The doctor said: Rock, you met your match, son.

Rocky said: it's only a scratch, son

I'll be better soon.

Better be soon, said the doc.

Better be soon, said the doc.



Come on son, gotta get hip,

gotta get up,

gotta get back to your gun

gotta go back soon, Danny Boy.



However Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room

only to find Gideon's bible.

Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt

to help with good Rocky's revival.



That's the story of the Rocky Raccoon.








What's The New Mary Jane

Lennon/McCartney





She looks as an African queen,

she eating twelve chapattis and cream,

she tastes as Mongolian lamb,

she coming from out of Bahran.



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.



She like to be married with Yeti,

he grooving such cooky spaghetti,

she jumping as Mexican bean

to make that her body more thin.



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.



She catch Patagonian pancake

with that one a gin party makes.

She having all the ways good contacts,

she making with Apple an contract.



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.



All together now:



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.



She looks as an African queen,

she tastes as Mongolian lamb.



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.



What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.

What a shame Mary Jane.

What a shame Mary Jane

had a pain at the party.








STEP INSIDE LOVE/LOS PARANOIAS

Lennon/McCartney

Lennon/McCartney/Harrison/Starkey





Step inside love and stay,

Step inside love.

Step inside love.

Step inside love.

I want you to stay.



You look tired, love,

let me turn down the light.

Come in out of the cold,

rest your head on my shoulder

and kiss me tonight.

We are together now

and forever, come my way.



Step inside love and stay,

step inside love,

step inside love,

step inside love,

I want you to stay.



Joe Prairies and the Prairie Wallflowers.

Los Paranoias.



Los Paranoias invites you to

to just enjoy us.

Come on you can do

with baby,

come on and join Los Paranoias.

Just enjoy us.

Los Paranoias,

Los Paranoias.

Come on and enjoy us.

Harmony.



Los Paranoias,

come on and enjoy us.

We're Los Paranoias.

We're here to sing for you

and whatever you want us to

we will sing a little song for you.








I'm So Tired

Lennon/McCartney





I'm so tired,

I haven't slept a wink.

I'm so tired,

my mind is on the blink.

I wonder should I get up

and fix myself a drink.

No no no.



I'm so tired,

I don't know what to do.

I'm so tired,

my mind is set on you.

I wonder should I call you,

but I know what you would do.



You'd say I'm putting you on,

but it's no joke, it's doing me harm.

You know I can't sleep,

I can't stop my brain.

You know it's three weeks,

I'm going insane.

You know I'd give you everything I've got

for a little peace of mind.



I'm so tired,

I'm feeling so upset.

Although I'm so tired

I'll have another cigarette.

And curse Sir Walter Raleigh,

he was such a stupid get.



You'd say I'm putting you on,

but it's no joke, it's doing me harm.

You know I can't sleep,

I can't stop my brain.

You know it's three weeks,

I'm going insane.

I'd give you everything I've got

for a little peace of mind.

I'd give you everything I've got

for a little peace of mind.

I'd give you everything I've got

for a little peace of mind.








I Will

Lennon/McCartney





Who knows how long I've loved you, yeah.

You know I love you still.

Will I wait a lonely lifetime?

If you want me to, I will.



You know if I ever saw you,

I didn't catch your name.

But it never really mattered,

I will always feel the same.



Love you for ever and for ever,

love you with all my heart.

Love you whenever we're together,

love you with all my heart.



And when at last I find you

your song will fill the air.

Will it loud so I can hear you,

make it easy to be near you.

For the things you do

endear me to you.

Oh you know I will, I will.








Why Don't We Do It In The Road

Lennon/McCartney





Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us,

why don't we do it in the road?



Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Yeah why don't we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us,

why don't we do it in the road?



Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us,

why don't we do it in the road?



Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

People will be watching us,

why don't we do it in the road?



Why don't we do it in the road?








Julia

Lennon/McCartney





Half of what I say

is meaningless,

but I say it just to

reach you, Julia.



Julia.